In real war...

[Riot]

In real war temerity is a type of insanity, and to attain it you must succumb your natural self.

[Ad Bot]

[_Dark_]

In real war you don't put C4 on a car and jump out of it and detonate the C4 when you see a Tank.

[Mushroom man]

In real war you don't magically whip out a knife and kill people.

[(Fallen)]

In real war you cant jump in the air and spin and shoot someone in the head

[morningstar]

In real war, the final answer is usually death. 
I typed this on my tablet. :D

[|Orange|]

In real war, you don't carry two guns at a time.

In real war, there is recoil.

In real war, a Deagle is too heavy to be a back-up weapon.

In real win, you never kick anyone who 360-no-scopes you out of rage.

In real war, a rocket jump would either kill you or blow off your legs.

[Dr.Block]

In real war, you can't blow up the turret on a tank by hitting it repeatedly with a crowbar.

[Woolys]

In real war, medics don't shoot misty red stuff out of a gun that rejuvenates you.

[Count]

In real war, you don't respawn.

[ShadowsfeaR]

War. War never changes.

Or does it. The war has changed...

Did it?

The answer is no. Unless it is yes...

[Communist]

In real war, you can't carry a minigun.
In real war, you don't have teleporters.
In real war you don't do throw piss at people.
In real war you don't really hate your enemy, you are just doing the commanders orders.
(national socialists and Americans celebrated Christmas together on the battlefield, before shooting each other to death.)

[TheScout]

In a real war, you don't buy solid gold camo on a gun to show off in a battle.

[Kalphiter]

(national socialists and Americans celebrated Christmas together on the battlefield, before shooting each other to death.)

Wrong war, that was a story from WWI.

[Lørd Tøny]

In real war, I need a dispenser here.

[Lørd Tøny]

(national socialists and Americans celebrated Christmas together on the battlefield, before shooting each other to death.)

Your history is so loving off.

That was german soldiers and british soldiers in 1914. By german soldiers, I do not mean national socialists as this was before Riddler's reign. The national socialists are ruthless killers and they wouldn't dare to celebrate Christmas with their enemies.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_truce

In real war you don't really hate your enemy, you are just doing the commanders orders.

The national socialist party hated their enemies with a passion. WW2 was full of hate and power.