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An essay on brother WIT DEY KOOL-AID
'Brilliant', 'Quite Good', 'What?', these are just some of the comments made recently in the press regarding brother WIT DEY KOOL-AID. I really, really like brother WIT DEY KOOL-AID. Given that its influence pervades our society, there are just not enough blues songs written about brother WIT DEY KOOL-AID. It still has the power to shock the over 50, trapped by their infamous history. Though I would rather be in bed I will now examine the primary causes of brother WIT DEY KOOL-AID.

Social Factors

There is cultural and institutional interdependence between members of any community. Upon Peter Pinkleton-PishPosh's return to Britain he remarked 'class will refelect the inner hero' [1], he saw clearly into the human heart. A child’s approach to brother WIT DEY KOOL-AID helps to provide some sort of equilibrium in this world of ever changing, always yearning chaos.

Of paramount importance to any study of brother WIT DEY KOOL-AID within its context, is understanding the ideals of society. Just as a dog will return to its own sick, society will return to brother WIT DEY KOOL-AID, again and again.

Economic Factors

Do we critique the markets, or do they in-fact critique us? Of course, brother WIT DEY KOOL-AID fits perfectly into the Spanish-Armada model, a classic economic system of brown townysis.
Inflation   


brother WIT DEY KOOL-AID

It is apparent from the graph that the influence of brother WIT DEY KOOL-AID is strong. What is the secret to its strength? Recent studies indicate that inflation will eventually break free from the powerful influence of brother WIT DEY KOOL-AID, but not before we see a standardised commercial policy for all. The financial press seems unable to make up its mind on these issues which unsettles investors.

Political Factors

The media have made politics quite a spectacle. Contrasting the numerous political activists campaigning for the interests of brother WIT DEY KOOL-AID can be like looking at brother WIT DEY KOOL-AID and political feeling.

One quote comes instantly to mind when examining this topic. I mean of course the words of nobel prize winner Odysseus Skank 'consciousness complicates a myriad of progressions.' [2] Considered by many to be one of the 'Founding Fathers' of brother WIT DEY KOOL-AID, his words cannot be over-looked. It would be wise to approach the subject with the thought that 'if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all'. However this can lead to missing out important facts.

Why did brother WIT DEY KOOL-AID cross the road? - To get to the other side! Just my little joke, but lets hope that brother WIT DEY KOOL-AID doesn't inspire similar hilarity in the next elections.
Conclusion

What can we conclude? Well, brother WIT DEY KOOL-AID has, and will continue to be a major building block for the world in which we live. It replenishes the self, it stimulates and is a joy to behold.

The final say goes to the award winning Britney Pfeiffer: 'I demand brother WIT DEY KOOL-AID, nothing more nothing less.' [3]

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[Tammy]

An essay on fapping
The issues involving fapping has been a popular topic amongst scholars for many years. At one stage or another, every man woman or child will be faced with the issue of fapping. While it is becoming a hot topic for debate, it is yet to receive proper recognition for laying the foundations of democracy. Since it was first compared to antidisestablishmentarianism much has been said concerning fapping by socialists, many of whom fail to comprehend the full scope of fapping. Though I would rather be in bed I will now examine the primary causes of fapping.

Social Factors

There is cultural and institutional interdependence between members of any community. When Sir Bernard Chivilary said 'hounds will feast on society' [1] he created a monster which society has been attempting to tame ever since. Much has been said about the influence of the media on fapping. Observers claim it irons out misconceptions from our consciousness.

Nothing represents every day life better than fapping, and I mean nothing. It is intrinsically linked to adolescent inner acclimatisation.

Economic Factors

We no longer live in a world which barters 'I'll give you three cows for that hat, it’s lovely.' Our existance is a generation which cries 'Hat - $20.' Of course, fapping fits perfectly into the Watkis-Teeth-Pulling model of economics.
Inflation
  
                          fapping

Clearly the graphs demonstrates a strong correlation. Why is this? Even a child could work out that inflation, ultimately decided by politicians, will always be heavily influenced by fapping due to its consistently high profile in the portfolio of investors. The economic policy spectrum is seeing a period of unprecedented growth.

Political Factors

Politics was once a game featuring competitors from elite classes. Comparing current political thought with that held just ten years ago is like comparing night and day.

We cannot talk of fapping and politics without remembering the words of style icon Aaron Woodpecker 'You can lead a horse to water, big deal.' [2] This clearly illustrates the primary concern of those involved with fapping. It would be wise to approach the subject with the thought that 'if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all'. However this can lead to missing out important facts.

I hope, for our sake that fapping will endure.
Conclusion

We can conclude that the fapping is, to use the language of the streets 'Super Cool.' It enriches, applauds greatness, though fapping brings with it obvious difficulties, it is truly fapping.

I will leave you with the words of Hollywood's Miles Love Hewitt: 'Oooh yeah fapping shoo badaby dooo.' [3]
[1] Sir Bernard Chivilary - Interestingly... - 1904 Badger Books

[2] Woodpecker - Serving The Greats - 1990 Palmerston House Publishing

[3] It Magazine - Issue 302 - Spam Media Groupzine - Issue 302 - Spam Media Group

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[Blockomanian]

   
An essay on jizz in my pants
In order to understand our selves, we must first understand jizz in my pants. There are many factors which influenced the development of jizz in my pants. While it has been acknowledged that it has an important part to play in the development of man, jizz in my pants is not given the credit if deserves for inspiring many of the worlds famous painters. It is estimated that that jizz in my pants is thought about eight times every day by the easily lead, many of whom blame the influence of television. With the primary aim of demonstrating my considerable intellect I will now demonstrate the complexity of the many faceted issue that is jizz in my pants.

Social Factors

Society is a simple word with a very complex definition. When Sir Bernard Chivilary said 'hounds will feast on society' [1] he saw clearly into the human heart. Spanning divides such as class, race and uglyness, jizz in my pants provides standards by which we may judge our selves.

Some brown townysts have been tempted to disregard jizz in my pants. I haven’t. It breaks the mould, shattering man's misunderstanding of man.

Economic Factors

The dictionary defines economics as 'the social science concerned with the production, distribution, exchange, and consumption of goods and services'. We will primarily be focusing on the JTB-Guide-Dog model of economics.
Cost
Of
Living   


jizz in my pants

How do we explain these clear trends? Clearly the cost of living plays in increasingly important role in the market economy. Supply Side Economic Tax Cuts Tax deductions could turn out to be a risky tactic.

Political Factors

The media have made politics quite a spectacle. Comparing the general view of politics held by the poor of the west with those of the east can be like comparing jizz in my pants and former Wolves striker Steve Bull.

Let us consider the words of that silver tongued orator, that most brilliant mind Francis Lionel Forbes richardinson 'Taking a walk across hot coals will inevitably hurt your feet.' [2] He was first introduced to jizz in my pants by his mother. Perhaps the word which sums up the importance of jizz in my pants to politics is 'participation'.

While jizz in my pants may be a giant amongst men, is it a dwarf amongst policy? I hope not.
Conclusion

To conclude, jizz in my pants is, to use the language of the streets 'Super Cool.' It enlightens our daily lives, applauds greatness, though jizz in my pants brings with it obvious difficulties, it is truly jizz in my pants.

As a parting shot here are the words of super-star Nicole Kournikova: 'jizz in my pants is the new rock and roll! And the new opera!' [3]

[1] Sir Bernard Chivilary - Interestingly... - 1904 Badger Books

[2] richardinson - I Am The richardinster - 1999 Hughs Books

[3] Your jizz in my pants - Issue 43 - Never Ever Publishing

[Nyskel]

An essay on fapping
Are you sitting comfortably? Many an afternoon has been enjoyed by a family, bonding over the discussion of fapping. While much has been written on its influence on contemporary living, it is yet to receive proper recognition for laying the foundations of democracy. Inevitably fapping is often misunderstood by the aristocracy, trapped by their infamous history. Relax, sit back and gasp as I display the rich tapestries of fapping.

Social Factors

As Reflected in classical mythology society is complicated. When blues legend 'Bare Foot D' remarked 'awooooh eeee only my dawg understands me' [1] he could have been making a reference to fapping, but probably not. A child’s approach to fapping cleary plays a significant role amongst the developing middle classes.

Did I mention how lovely fapping is? Clearly it promotes higher individualism and obeyence of instinct. As soon as a child meets fapping they are changed.

Economic Factors

Economics has been defined as 'I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine.' To my learned ear that sounds like two people with itchy backs. Of course, fapping fits perfectly into the Spanish-Armada model, a lovely model.
National
Debt   


fapping

Clearly the graphs demonstrates a strong correlation. Why is this? My personal view is that the national debt will eventually break free from the powerful influence of fapping, but not before we see a standardised commercial policy for all. Many brown townysts fear a subsequent depression.

Political Factors

No man is an island, but what of politics? Contrasting the numerous political activists campaigning for the interests of fapping can be like looking at fapping and ones own image of themselves.

To quote award winning journalist Elijah Bootlegger 'A man must have his cake and eat it in order to justify his actions.' [2] What a fantastic quote. I feel strongly that if politicians spent less time thinking about fapping and put more effort into their family life, that we would have a very different country.

I wait anxiously. What will the next few years bring for fapping?
Conclusion

To conclude, fapping has, and will continue to be a major building block for the world in which we live. It establishes order, provides financial security and most importantly it perseveres.

Let's finish with a thought from star Miles Poppins: 'I love fapping? Yes! Hurray for fapping!' [3]

[1] Bare Foot D - Classic - 1967 Stinton Records

[2] Bootlegger - Take It! - 1961 Viva Books

[3] Your guide to fapping - Issue 98 - T36 Publishing