boet thred łœł (AKA: im going on boat questions)

[Becquerel]

do what blocknight says. dont hit the water.

because It will make your boat Explod!

[Ad Bot]

[._maxwell23461_.]

do what blocknight says. dont hit the water.

because It will make your boat Explod!

but if I don't hit the water then I won't know the meaning of life!

[Becquerel]

but if I don't hit the water then I won't know the meaning of life!

OBEY. DESIST.
STOP THE BOAT TRIP.
USE A POOL AND A TOY BOAT.
THEN YOU WILL KNOW
THE MEANING
OF LIFE
.

[dorkdotdan]

Yes, it is from Calvin and Hobbes. I just often think this happens quite often in my house. Plus, I just couldn't resist posting this joke on a thread like this.

Not going on vacation builds character.

[Ector]

Not going on vacation builds character.

Being cold builds character.

[Comatose]

Make sure that your ship doesn't pull a Concordia halfway through.

[james4115]

that weird character you put in the title is bugging me to hell i'm thinking my monitor is dirty

[Isaac Fox]

Not going on vacation builds character.

Yeah, and last time, you said diarrhoea builds character.

[dorkdotdan]

Yeah, and last time, you said diarrhoea builds character.

You also said that mosquito bites build character.

[Isaac Fox]

You also said that mosquito bites build character.

Every time I built character, I've regretted it!

[dorkdotdan]

Can we please get a snowblower? We're the only family on the block that still uses a shovel!

Shoveling snow builds character.

[Isaac Fox]

Calvin: Bad news, Dad. Your character issue is killing you in the polls.

Dad: What character issue?! I have great character! I've got character up to here!

Calvin: Yeah, that's what we hate.

[Darkness ZXW]

Irish sea

That's where the Titanic crashed. Someone DDOS'd it.

[._maxwell23461_.]

That's where the Titanic crashed. Someone DDOS'd it.

it crashed in the north Atlantic.
It was built in Belfast and sailed on the Irish sea.

THIS SHIP CAN'T SINK.
IT IS FERRY!

[Firecycle]

WARE AN LIFE JAKET