i did the sleep paralysis last night and i was flipping the forget out
i actually started hearing like buzzing and like car horns or something and those hallucinations were weird
i went into my living room and there were like swords flying and one hit my picture of my and it had a bird face on the picture instead of my face. then i didn't want my head slashed off so i went back into my room and on kmy bed there was a human shaped hole that went down for an eternity. then i tried to avoid the mirror in my room but i was curious and i looked
loving made me flip out so i started to run and in my living room there was a giant gaping hole where my tv should be. so i went out of the hole and there were a bunch of shopping carts filled to the brim with a bunch of those big C batteries. i picked one up and i had the sudden urge to throw it into my neighbors yard so i did, and i don't know how i did it. so then when the cart made contact with the yard a giant tree sprouted from the ground about 100 yards into the sky.
then i thought i can do whatever i wanted so i tried flying. i climbed up onto my roof and then i jumped off with my arms outstretched and like wings appeared in place of my arms. the wings were dragon wings or bat wings or something so i just went with it and began to fly. it was amazing, the feeling of having the power of my imagination at my fingertips (now it was at the tip of my wings) so i went up. just straight up, and i looked down on my town and it looks spectacular. i then looked at lake oroville and it was glowing a bright pink color. i saw gigantic fish that looked like bears in the lake so i flew towards it.
as i grew closer to the lake i noticed large mushrooms all around the lake. they grew like trees, and the caps had wierd spikes on the sides curling downward. it looked just spectacular. then i must have lost control of the dream or something because my wings just fell off. and my arms or any other appendages appear in its place so i had no arms. i was in a freefall, and i felt the g-forces pushing against me. it was like a rollercoaster i thouht, but then i thought if i die in my dream are there effects in real life? i started to panic as i fell to my death. but then the dam that keeps the lake in suddenly broke and the area around me started to flood. i landed into the bright pink water and i saw a city beneath me. i saw people running around and i heard muffled screaming and children crying. and then i saw very calm people. those calm people had guns and were shooting at the running people. they were slaughtering them and then one of them looked up at me. and that was all they needed to know i was there. they all suddenly turned there heads with their glowing eyes looking up at me. i then started to panic again and i must have started to swim. fast. my legs were working like never before as i fleed from the hostile dream people. and then i regained control of my dream because i started to get calm as i escaped the attackers.
right now i am stunned. i have cheated death twice so far and the night is probably half over. but i decided to try and wake up because i knew i would be tired. but then i tried remembering what to do. so i closed my eyes and everything went black. i heard a wooshing sound like i was being pulled through water.
in the real world i jolted awake. i practically jumped off my bed. i wasn't sure if i was still dreaming or not so i looked in the mirror and looked at myself. i was sweating, a lot. it was 3 in the morning and i was really tired. so then i tried to get some normal sleep.
and before you say bs that was all completely pulled directly out of my ass
tl;dr you better loving read that it is a good tale
