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Well now that you're here. Are your eyes bleeding?

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Author Topic: friend's World country cross tour of ass.  (Read 1556 times)

marry angry bear
You propose to BEAR

BEAR tells you that that before BEARS must merry they preform ancient art of buttloving. They can buttforget anything with a forgetable butt then they will marry un-apeasing male.
Will you accept friend?

STATTUSES
You: Fine happy friend
handicapped stuff: Brain dead.
Van'Tits: Still a dead bitch.
BEAR: Wanting to butforgetk
CAR: Needs a Defriberatorb.
handicapped stuff's stuff is starting to come up his throat.


I don't know if this adventure can get any more unfunny.
GTFO this is obviously the best adventure ever made.


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Buttforget with bear
You take of your invisible shirt and drop your pants and wiggle your invisible erect snake.

You pick up BEAR ready to lick it's inerds.

BEAR then pushes you down and starts loving you in the butt.
BEAR Tells you that you are now married and can happily, live together. But you cannot figure out how to fit him in CAR.
handicapped stuff tries to tell you something but his mouth is full of stuff. What shall you do know, friend?


Make more passionate love with bear and untape handicapped stuff's star fish.

Make more passionate love with bear and untape handicapped stuff's star fish.


Oh stuff.

You are now another fatherd. What shall you do? BEAR tells you that you get 930582394u62 paragon for slaying the beast.

Well it was fun while it lasted lol