Author Topic: Stop The Environment! (Read 1842 times)

Jubel · March 11, 2012, 01:38:03 AM

THIS IS A GAME SO IT GOES IN GAMES

SO I DECIDED TO TAKE FORZA MOTORSPORT OUT OF IT'S CASE AND USE IT. THEN I DECIDED TO PLAY MULTIPLAYER BECAUSE THE AI ARE SCRUBS.

THEN I FOUND OUT THAT (most) PLAYERS ARE SCRUBS TOO

So I took the Honda Prius out from the garage, and did some D class racing. This bugger goes from 0-60 in 9 seconds and 0-100 in 19 seconds! It also runs on Gopher Blood. To help stop the environment.

This forgeter joined the scrub club

These guys can't beat the scrub bustin' mobile!

This guy hit the dirt, and joined the scrub club.

HE CANT LEAVE THE SCRUB CLUB

And these guys couldn't drive for stuff loel

HE STILL PUSHES IT

NECK AND NECK OOOO

He ended up growing some testicles and taking on 1st place!

Even tough they were stuff drivers, they were better than the rest of the scrubs.

And there you have it.
Also my car promotes stopping the environment because it harms our beautiful construction practices!

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Frontrox · March 11, 2012, 01:39:41 AM

You said scrub more than once, that makes you one of them!

Jubel · March 11, 2012, 01:43:48 AM

all photos curtisey of professional photografer geoff

Night Fox · March 11, 2012, 01:47:58 AM

can you upload that design to the watchamadiggit
I want it

Jubel · March 11, 2012, 01:56:10 AM

Quote from: Night Fox on March 11, 2012, 01:47:58 AM

can you upload that design to the watchamadiggit
I want it

I found it under the file share thingy, under least expensive. It had like 5 dl's, isn't hard to spot.

MackTheHunter · March 11, 2012, 05:43:17 AM

If Jubel has a wheel he should come play rFactor with Eksi and I

e-maxx · March 11, 2012, 11:56:45 AM

Quote from: MackTheHunter on March 11, 2012, 05:43:17 AM

If Jubel has a wheel he should come play rFactor with Eksi and I

!!!

i got a trial for that with my G27

Captain Crazy · March 11, 2012, 12:06:26 PM

CO₂ IS WHAT I DO

Moriarty · March 11, 2012, 12:10:35 PM

Quote from: Captain Crazy on March 11, 2012, 12:06:26 PM

CO₂ IS WHAT I DO

on a related note
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah stop the environment

Aphtonites · March 11, 2012, 12:15:51 PM

Wait, that game has customizable car textures?
ASDF, I WANT -

Oh, Xbox :c

? · March 11, 2012, 01:46:33 PM

OP is more of a scrub than anyone.

Captain Crazy · March 11, 2012, 02:26:58 PM

Quote from: ? on March 11, 2012, 01:46:33 PM

OP is more of a scrub than anyone.

closet scrub

Jubel · March 11, 2012, 04:45:56 PM

Quote from: Aphtonites on March 11, 2012, 12:15:51 PM

Wait, that game has customizable car textures?
ASDF, I WANT -

Oh, Xbox :c

I'm sure NFS Shift 2 has custom car textures, with the same tracks. It just doesn't have as much cars, or take simulation as serious as Gran Turismo or Forza.

Ladios · March 11, 2012, 04:50:27 PM

That was loving funny.
"CO₂ is what I do"

Otis Da HousKat · March 11, 2012, 05:04:37 PM

I'd be worried if someone wasn't producing any CO₂.