Poll

What do you throw at your friends the most?

Flint
0 (0%)
Rocks
0 (0%)
Gold
0 (0%)
Wipfs
0 (0%)
Zap Nests
0 (0%)
My flag
2 (25%)
Snowballs
0 (0%)
Insults
6 (75%)

Total Members Voted: 8

Author Topic: Clonk Rage!-Post we're lonely :(  (Read 4438 times)


Throw rocks at your friends!

Quote from: website
Clonk Rage is the current stable 2D title of the Clonk series.

The main focus of Clonk Rage is on the new fullscreen menu for player management and scenario selection which comes in proper gaming style and transitions smoothly into the actual game worlds. Players new to Clonk will find a completely reworked mode of control much closer to the principles of well known Jump'n'Run games.

The network code has been completely rewritten and now allows considerably faster internet play while still supporting the physically demanding landscape simulation of Clonk. This is complemented by numerous additional networking features such as a lobby, chat, and a new league server.

Clonk Rage is the first Clonk game to be released simultaneously for the Windows, Linux, and Macintosh platforms.

   Clonk is an amazing game. It might be slow paced to some of you but for me it is the best thing in the world. The graphics seem like they were from a very old game. The gameplay is amazing an has a lot to offer. There are two parts of the game: Free and retail. Don't think "WHAT YOU HAVE TO BUY IT? I BET FREE SUCKS ASS ANYWAYS!". In the free version there are pretty much 4 game modes. They are Worlds, Missions, Races, and Melees. Worlds is pretty much survival. They are generated and you have one goal to do. Missions and races are pretty much the same. Except missions are actually fun and have manly man objectives. (The first mission is getting 3 skulls that are underground while. The first 2 are easy but the last is on a tiny island surrounded by lava.). Melees can be explained in one word: fight.

  Now im going to explain the mechanics of the game. There are plenty of worlds to play in with the free version. From grasslands to deserts to flying islands. Your main goal will be usually getting a certain amount of points in gold or inhabiting the place. Sometimes you might have to kill the enemies too. You can collect wood or ores in the ground to build things like sawmills and castles. You can even build catapults to launch items. Heck, it's gonna take a while so you might as well play the games lengthy tutorial. If you skip it you wont get far. The most fun thing is throwing anything at your friends. Anything you can pick up you can through. Even explosive rocks and snowballs.

  Play with your friends! Hosting on this is a bit awkard and people reccomend using hamachi. Me and ayxrion have been playing this and its been a lot of fun. Maybe someday we can host a huge Blockland server and throw snowballs at eachother. We will be the under ground race of Clonks! >:)

  What is the difference between full version and free? You get a huge amount of worlds and missions.
Also the ability to save your worlds. In the bonus worlds you can even fight DRAGONS. Theres even a western one! I would recommend buying it. Especially at it's price of 15 dollars. If you can't buy it free is something to settle for. You still get plenty of stuff.

In short: Download it.

SCREENSHOTS:



ayxrions server:



20mb download cigarettes

note: i havent bought the game nor am i an expert dont ask me stuff
« Last Edit: March 12, 2012, 10:47:38 PM by Block Box »

game is cool.

edit:
also, blockbox, i told you on steam to add this pictur :c
« Last Edit: March 11, 2012, 11:04:59 PM by Ayxrion »

oh my god i remember this game somone needs to host it now

ayx is about to host
he might let you in our hamachi network ;)

oh my god i remember this game somone needs to host it now
I can host it.
You need hamachi, though.
No matter how close i am to the router, i lag like richards (so do other people)
for the network on hamachi:

name ID thing: Ayxgames1
pass:1337

double poste'
the network is made for hamachi.
(please note i will host other games on this)

and thus, i am hosting.


EDIT: MAP IS NOW "ARTIC"
EDIT2: The name thing will be "something blah blah on Ayxrion"
the description says "Puppies! i'm doge"
« Last Edit: March 11, 2012, 11:16:29 PM by Ayxrion »

join cigarettes

EDIT: server went poop
« Last Edit: March 11, 2012, 11:20:34 PM by Block Box »

hamachi doesnt work on my computer sadly


I never figured out how the hell you beat the western mission Last Hope. I can't seem to get past the first part, I have no clue what to do.

well the hamachi went poo

without it we lag badly

can someone alse host with or without hamachi

edit:
im gonna try hosting outta the blue
maybe it will work

join Block Box on (MAPNAME)

STOPPED HOSTING
« Last Edit: March 12, 2012, 12:01:02 AM by Block Box »

nostalgia blast right here folks

god stuff damnitff

i, for some loving reason, will not host anymore. MY INTERNET IN A NUTSHELL:
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The server at forum.blockland.us can't be found, because the DNS lookup failed. DNS is the network service that translates a website's name to its Internet address. This error is most often caused by having no connection to the Internet or a misconfigured network. It can also be caused by an unresponsive DNS server or a firewall preventing Google Chrome from accessing the network.
:(

Man, me and I think Regulith used to play this all the time, fun times.
Pity that we don't anymore, especially since I finally got a PC that won't crash every ten minutes so we can actually play properly

somone should host a clonk server