SCP Megatopic - oh wow i havent seen this in a while

[kanew2000]

best one ever http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-504

[Ad Bot]

[Becquerel]

Let me guess, Kondraki and 408?
Or maybe, Clef and 091-ARC with 336?

Kondraki on Rights while 682 and 999 are doing eachother in the background.

And Dr. Bright is secretly behind a one-way window.

[Tomcat]

hahaha lolbump

[Gojira]

[DATA EXPUNGED]

[Decepticon]

[DATA EXPUNGED]

[REDACTED]

[Mega-Bear]

best one ever http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-504

Item: One mature SCP-504 tomato
Subject: D-504-3
Spoken: "So, I was going to bed, and my brother told me, 'Goodnight! Don't let the bedbugs stick their proboscis in your skin and suck your blood!'" *pause* "Good luck on a healthy dermis!"
Result: Two-second pause before activity. Tomato clocked at [REDACTED]. Sound barrier broken. Subject killed.

Hahaha.

[Alyx Vance]

Description: SCP-504 is a species of tomato physically and genetically identical to that of the typical commercially-grown tomato. It was recovered in [REDACTED], Kentucky after a woman reported to the police that her farmer husband had been "murdered by his lunch"

Noooo SCP has gotten into my state! Time to lock and load.

[Decepticon]

Description: SCP-504 is a species of tomato physically and genetically identical to that of the typical commercially-grown tomato. It was recovered in [REDACTED], Kentucky after a woman reported to the police that her farmer husband had been "murdered by his lunch"

Noooo SCP has gotten into my state! Time to lock and load.

I live in Oklahoma.
No SCP here.

[BanishedLetters]

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-586

Object Class: Scarf

uhhhh...

[Alyx Vance]

I live in Oklahoma.
No SCP here.

I'll pack up and go there.
*Gets in truck*
I'm out of here.

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-586

uhhhh...

The forget?

[Tingalz]

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-586

uhhhh...

It makes sense, read the description.

[Skyfrost.]

Gravity cat
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-795

[Alteration]

Bump

9E2-66V-7HG5-2
 Retrieval: Subject found in its quarters, balled up with its hands over its ears.
 
Subject once again arrived in the forest habitat from 9E2-66V-7HG5. The flora seemed to have remembered subject’s last visit, though, and they reacted by “screaming” for its entire four-day shift.
 ■Request: A hug. Approved.

Dawwwww. c:
Still kinda sad though, poor 507.

[NotKreation]

o.o
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-895

[xxxxkill]

o.o
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-895

My god is that feed actually live what the stuff