Oh my God help I'm scared

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Last night I was really loving tired so I hopped into bed wearing street clothes and slept.

I woke up the next morning. My pants were unbuttoned AND unzipped, and I have a raging boner.

I'm scared.
Someone might have raped me while I was asleep.

Help what do I do

[Ad Bot]

[masterockets]

Morning wood

[plad101]

hide yo kids hide yo wife.

OT: Lock your doors and windows or your sleep fapping

[Katadeus]

The spiders did it

[TeslaCoil]

Well you need to stop expecting us to go along with your little story.

Maybe you just molested yourself in your sleep I dunno.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Morning wood

A boner can't loving unbutton pants!

The spiders did it

NOOOOO

Well you need to stop expecting us to go along with your little story.

Maybe you just molested yourself in your sleep I dunno.

how

[sorrel]

It was me
L:   

[Mr.jacksaunt]

No one would rape you.
Everyone would much rather rape JazZ

[Vegetarian Zombie]

No one would rape you.
Everyone would much rather rape JazZ

lovinggg

It was me
L:   

stuff

[Frontrox]

I finally found where you lived and gave you a handjob while you slept.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

I finally found where you lived and gave you a handjob while you slept.

Oh.

Thanks, bro.

[Frontrox]

Anytime ;)

[ShadowYoshi294]

Oh.

Thanks, bro.

I lol'd.

[plad101]

i lol'd hard

[Vegetarian Zombie]

i lol'd hard

I am totally serious

This happened