"You know you're from Blockland when..."

[Dillpickle]

I thought about it while typing 'Blockland' into my search bar, to open it and all, and I usually call Blockland, roosterland so, I figured making this thread.
Just come up with things that you know you're from blockland when you use them, examples being.

You know you're from Blockland when you tell someone in real life to Ctrl K.

You know you're from Blockland when you tell an attention seeking person in class to stop being a Lord Tony.

(kinda shallow with jokes, help me out.)
It's just like "You know you're a redneck when...." jokes, but instead Blockland version. I'm sure you guys have something.

Edit: Great jokes, most of you, others, you don't understand the concept of this.

what's with all the threadstuffting

You're not suppose to define the joke into blockland, like 'You know you're from blockland when you open the game hurrdurr i'm stupid'.
You're suppose to induce the joke to the real world, things you do in the real world that reflect your gameplay on Blockland.
"You know you're from Blockland when you buy a red hammer at the store in hopes of banning everyone.'
The joke is suppose to go from 'You know you're FROM THE GAME when you do something FROM THE GAME in REAL LIFE.'
I mean how hard is this?
SecondEdit:
Please restrain from using shallow jokes, as Sleven said.

I would like to point out that most jokes in the thread are too shallow and only consists of one "joke".
Most jokes should have like a turn, where you think the joke have ended but then you continue on it.

Many jokes here (not saying all) is made like this:

You know you're from Blockland when you try to jet.


This joke lacks the whole turn and gets shallow and too short.

Instead, elaborate your joke and add more to it. Example:

You know you're from Blockland when you try to jet but then realizes that it has to be a no-jet mini-game.


You could also add more to that by maybe saying: ..Instead you try setting your feet on fire to see if you can reach the skies.


Try to induce the joke to the real world.

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[Spectrum2]

You know you're from blockland when you posted this thread.

[pecon98]

You know you're from blockland when you know the name Badspot.

[Dillpickle]

Okay Spectrum made a good point.
'Spectrum: Why cant it be you know you're a blockhead when'
So, it can be either way.
"You know you're a blockhead when..." or "You know you're from Blockland when..."

[bµbbler]

You know you're from blockland when you get a hammer and start hitting everyone with it

[Greek2me]

You know you're from Blockland when forum.blockland.us has been visited 26,059 according to your history.

[Dillpickle]

You know you're from blockland when you confuse the word Blockland and roosterland together.

[Bushido]

you look at a brick wall and internally berate the designer for being a spammy forget

you buy a monkey wrench at the hardware store under the impression that it'll be the only tool you ever need

you buy a laser pointer too, but only in case you need to kill someone by pointing a red light at them for a few seconds

you have a carpet, but you only ever use it to get through locked doors
(you have skiis for a similar purpose)

you see someone drive into a traffic cone and expect their car to immediately flip flat on their back

you look at scaffolding and nod encouragingly at the designer's attention to detail

you try to climb near-vertical walls by running at them and jumping repeatedly

you assume that any ramp more then 45 degrees cannot be safely climbed

you reach around randomly whenever you're in a tight spot, to see if anything nearby is noncollisioned

you randomly touch objects in hopes of finding some form of firearm

you assume dogs are, innately, very stupid but good at roleplaying

[Conan]

oh god my sides

bushido I only have you to blame for this

[Dillpickle]

-yesyesyes-

Yeees. exactly what I'm looking for, you're great Bushido.

[pecon98]

You know you're from blockland when you automatically begin typing forum.blockland.us into the address bar when you open any webbrowser.

Hell, it happens to me a lot.

[Chrono]

you believe babies (ones that are old enough to walk) are the size of an average adult human's foot

you try to crouch, walk backwards, and sit all at the same time in order to have loveual intercourse

you grab a printer and point it at a piece of paper, and wonder why the gui for the prints isn't appearing

you fall from a near-death height and wonder why you can't run around like you normally can, and why a pill isn't instantly fixing it

you get trapped and try to find a way to kill yourself (it would be pretty hard!), in hopes of respawning

you try to spray paint the water to change it's color, but then remember that you have to turn raycasting on first

you fill up your bedroom with as many lights as possible to avoid shadows, and hang anti-kompressor posters

you destroy your bedroom and would rather live in a lego house on a flat land, admiring the many shadows they cast

you drive a jeep into a pile of boxes, have your friend take a picture (because you're not an admin), and post it on the internet saying "The future of Blockland"

you kill children that like roblox

you start jumping on a pine tree expecting to get to the store faster

you pound at every button hoping for some cool events to happen

[Bushido]

hold on, i've got more:

you hold everything in only one hand explicitly. in case you need to physically move it, you either try to extend your arm an extra 3 feet or you move ONLY your wrist

when you try to sheath any form of weapon, you attach it to your back and promptly forget about it. for some reason, when you reach for it again, it has mysteriously migrated to the floor

you connect no negative connotations to convict's uniforms. they're just decals to you

you associate the term 'train' with 'weapon of mass destruction'
similarly, you assume trains are innately indestructible and there's some sort of pit somewhere that people throw the ones they don't want anymore in hopes of them never hurting anyone ever again

you hear shooting and immediately jump into the fray... waving your fist up and down

if someone is standing in the way, you repeatedly wave your arms

if they continue to stand in the way, you threaten to get them banned

if they CONTINUE to stand in the way, you find the nearest figure of authority and begin to mindlessly insult both parties

you assume that the biggest difference between a horse and a cow is how many bullets they can absorb

when in a hurry, you try to jump repeatedly down very slight slopes in hopes of hitting mach 1

[Greek2me]

You know you're from blockland when you automatically begin typing forum.blockland.us into the address bar when you open any webbrowser.

Hell, it happens to me a lot.

I almost did it during a school presentation. Thankfully I caught myself haha.

you try to crouch, walk backwards, and sit all at the same time in order to have loveual intercourse

you fill up your bedroom with as many lights as possible to avoid shadows, and hang anti-kompressor posters

you kill children that like roblox

That's great

[Chrono]

oh no bushido stole one of mine!!!

you start jumping on a pine tree expecting to get to the store faster

when in a hurry, you try to jump repeatedly down very slight slopes in hopes of hitting mach 1