Author Topic: "You know you're from Blockland when..."  (Read 17170 times)

When someone is being an idiot, you wonder if they have a high ID.

When you see someone talking very intelligent, you wonder if they have a low ID.

Forgot to post this, but OP edit.
Edit: Great jokes, most of you, others, you don't understand the concept of this.You're not suppose to define the joke into blockland, like 'You know you're from blockland when you open the game hurrdurr i'm stupid'.
You're suppose to induce the joke to the real world, things you do in the real world that reflect your gameplay on Blockland.
"You know you're from Blockland when you buy a red hammer at the store in hopes of banning everyone.'
The joke is suppose to go from 'You know you're FROM THE GAME when you do something FROM THE GAME in REAL LIFE.'
I mean how hard is this?

You know you're from Blockland when you turn on your blender expecting 3D models to pop out.

You know you're from Blockland when you see a computer and wonder how many events it took to make it.

You know you're from Blockland when you try to jump across a gap thinking your jets will come on.

You know you're from Blockland when you manage to cut off your arms and legs and sever the hands and feet from them, and wonder why you aren't moving.

you're not afraid of being put in jail because you know you'll be out in half an hour

EDIT: oh hey look 8000th post
« Last Edit: March 15, 2012, 10:12:01 AM by Raeyok »

you're not afraid of being put in jail because you know you'll be out in half an hour
Pffthaha thats a good one xD

You know your from Blockland when...

You start shooting and killing people and rush to a police station to immediately pay your ticks before your arrested.

when you try to press "F" to zoom in on something far away

When you're in your car, you move your finger of your right hand while jumping and smacking your head in the ceiling in hopes to get out.

you attempt to lock your body position as you tumble down the side of a very tall, jagged mountain after falling off your skis, proceeding to shatter every bone in your body

You try to carry a large toolbox, a shotgun, a medkit, and two smg's all at one time

When your car gets totaled and you wait in your driveway for it to respawn

EDIT: And if that doesn't work, you repeatedly slam your driveway with a wrench.

I suggest reading all the pages before you post. Repeated jokes are not needed.

I suggest reading all the pages before you post. Repeated jokes are not needed.

forget you I do what I want

You know you're from Blockland when you masturbate to ponies

when you give pics of your ass in granny panties to sketchy guys

you lie on your stomach while falling through the air in an attempt to lessen the damage caused on impact