You're from Blockland when
You avoid cakes because you think that they are noob traps
You think that all weapons have unlimited ammo
You think that if a rocket doesn't directly hit you, you will survive
You wonder why people die from a gun shot when they still have 75% life
You are wawing a Lego brick in your arm hoping that it plants a ghost brick
You wonder why don't destroyed buildings respawn
If you see a car, you pull out a wrench hoping to find its spawn
You kill your friend thinking that when he respawns, you will laugh at him
You shot a rocket under your feet everytime you jump
You are wawing your left arm and rage for no-jet playertype
You run on the street with clothes off expecting that you get banned
You try to wake people up by hitting them with a hammer
You try to say /mute when your mother talks to you
You say /votekick when someone annoys you
You try to hammer the local lake
You are dropping red Lego bricks everywhere you go
When you see a cat, you ask it's owner for the amazing AI script
You throw your father's binoculars out of the window saying just press F
You always carry only 5 items with you.
phew
EDIT: damn filipe was faster.
I didn't stole your ideas :c