Author Topic: "You know you're from Blockland when..."  (Read 17187 times)

yes you do, you suckup worshiping brat. wat

You can't prove anything!

I tried 3 days ago to zoom "F" with my eyes because i couldn't see who was walking down a road...
And i was like "WTF" when i couldn't zoom then i realized it was real world.

I tried 3 days ago to zoom "F" with my eyes because i couldn't see who was walking down a road...
And i was like "WTF" when i couldn't zoom then i realized it was real world.
Don't you just hate the real world?

You know you're from Blockland when you fail to tumble on a terrain of fake turf grass after touching a solid object like a bench.
« Last Edit: March 16, 2012, 12:03:15 PM by ChappersTeddy »

You know you're from Blockland when you look at a car and decide who the modeler is.

when you see a huge cathedral and try to save the build.

You know you're from Blockland when you buy a Rocket Launcher and imagine that you can rocket jump with it, or buy a pistol and think it have infinite ammo

You know you're from Blockland when you see round objects and find it ugly and strange

You know you're from Blockland when you instantly changing clothes in a short period of time

You know you're from Blockland when you jump on the top of a car to ride it

You know you're from Blockland when you hold a wrench and hit the wall trying to event it

You know you're from Blockland when you try to build a house with the build tool and ask for someone else that you think it's an admin for you to enable building

You know you're from Blockland when you find it weird how your house is not inside of a giant bedroom

You know you're from Blockland when you try to make an ascii face

You know you're from Blockland when you hunt preppers at night

You know you're from Blockland when you try to ski on the water

You know you're from Blockland when you invite a famous blocklander in your house and cook some cookies for him

You know you're from Blockland when you see a beautiful building and try to save it for your own

You know you're from Blockland when you think that you have jets in your shoes

You know you're from Blockland when you try to turn on the light on your left hand

You know you're from Blockland when you keep your arm at 90º when you hold an object

You know you're from Blockland when you spaz yourself for lolz

You know you're from Blockland when you pretend to build on a house and you cant, you ask the owner for trust

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Nice cache you have there.
I've seen the Jump on car one like five times now, Hah.

You're from Blockland when

You avoid cakes because you think that they are noob traps

You think that all weapons have unlimited ammo

You think that if a rocket doesn't directly hit you, you will survive

You wonder why people die from a gun shot when they still have 75% life

You are wawing a Lego brick in your arm hoping that it plants a ghost brick

You wonder why don't destroyed buildings respawn

If you see a car, you pull out a wrench hoping to find its spawn

You kill your friend thinking that when he respawns, you will laugh at him

You shot a rocket under your feet everytime you jump

You are wawing your left arm and rage for no-jet playertype

You run on the street with clothes off expecting that you get banned

You try to wake people up by hitting them with a hammer

You try to say /mute when your mother talks to you

You say /votekick when someone annoys you

You try to hammer the local lake

You are dropping red Lego bricks everywhere you go

When you see a cat, you ask it's owner for the amazing AI script

You throw your father's binoculars out of the window saying just press F

You always carry only 5 items with you.
phew
EDIT: damn filipe was faster.
I didn't stole your ideas :c
« Last Edit: March 16, 2012, 01:29:05 PM by SgtDaemon »

You try to wake people up by hitting them with a hammer

You try to say /mute when your mother talks to you

You say /votekick when someone annoys you

You try to hammer the local lake

You are dropping red Lego bricks everywhere you go
The funniest :D

You know your from Blockland when...

You use a rocket launcher to go on the bed on a no-jet server

You hate noobs

Your sick of Kompresser

You blow up stuff

You disrespect Rotondo

You hammer people randomly

You say /alarm when there is a fire\

ETC.

Block, you seriously don't get it.

Block, you seriously don't get it.
Im doing the same as others.  :panda:

Your jokes are shallow and most of the time they're about stuff happening in game.. such as this.

You use a rocket launcher to go on the bed on a no-jet server


Also didn't say that the others made good jokes. c:

You know you're from Blockland when you get rid of your house so you can see your shadow on the pavement.