Author Topic: I almost killed my ginger friend on accident (Read 2333 times)

._maxwell23461_. · March 16, 2012, 06:20:39 PM

Quote from: Boomerangdog on March 16, 2012, 03:01:58 PM

Must've been why you almost killed him.

Also, he could have been faking.

insulting gingers make you so cool too!
seriously it's just a hair colour you buttforgets.

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xxxxkill · March 16, 2012, 06:21:18 PM

You must've hit him hard enough to deprive him of oxygen.
Either that, or you pierced his lungs and the black hole where his heart should've been sucked in all the air.

Okiver� · March 16, 2012, 06:23:52 PM

Quote from: Zloff on March 16, 2012, 03:00:31 PM

next thing I know gingy grabs my wallet and throws it

There is your problem, gingers are friends and got no souls. Also Maxwell who knows if ur not a ginger??

Boston Terrier · March 16, 2012, 06:30:59 PM

Once I touched my friend.
My finger could have been a bomb! I'm glad he didn't die and my finger wasn't a bomb.

Zloff · March 16, 2012, 06:34:54 PM

I'm not

Quote from: Okiver� on March 16, 2012, 06:23:52 PM

There is your problem, gingers are friends and got no souls. Also Maxwell who knows if ur not a ginger??

His eyes are so dark they look like they're black from eight or more feet away

Jetlok · March 16, 2012, 06:35:33 PM

Quote from: Zloff on March 16, 2012, 06:34:54 PM

I'm not
His eyes are so dark they look like they're black from eight or more feet away

they are black
they are black

Zloff · March 16, 2012, 06:42:14 PM

...Should I send him back to hell when he's sleeping?

I think I'll save many lives if I do so

TeslaCoil · March 16, 2012, 06:44:17 PM

I had successfully killed 11 people on the same day by accident once.