Well, I'm pretty sure he didn't come close to dying, but who cares here's the story:
So me and my ginger friend were just sitting in the halls one morning being all bored since the rest of our group had their new classes at the main campus and we were stuck in the freshman campus. Just sitting there, joking around about craids(crab-AIDS STD mutation combo) and this one jack wagon's facebook profile picture; the pin head was dressed all ghetto-styled with tilted hat, saggin stuff, a shoelace belt and all that other crap, and he was holding like five one/five-dollar bills like he thought he was loaded. We decide to have some fun and mock him, so I take my wallet out to get my six 20-dollar bills, next thing I know gingy grabs my wallet and throws it. I tell him to go pick it up, but he's doesn't, so I elbow him in his ribs right where his heart would be and he freaks out n says "OW WOAah I just felt a jolt go through me haha!" I'm all ":S". Then I get up and take 2 slow minutes to go walk over and get my wallet back. When I get it I turn around I see him leaning to one side with his eyes half closed and think "What the hell is he doing?" so I ask him, "What the hell are you doing? You look like you're stoned" ...No response, so I walk over to him, push him so he's sitting up straight, and he starts blinking fast n asks "...Did I just pass out? How the hell..?" I'm all ":O IT WAS THAT JOLT FROM THAT ELBOW TO THE HEART" he spazzes n says "I MUST'VE HAD A MINI HEART ATTACK OR SOMETHING" I say "I COULD HAVE KILLED YOU AND GONE TO JAIL WHAT WERE YOU THINKING??!" him: "Hahaha that felt weirder than gettin high off ayero-sol with my brother" me "Aerosol can kill you ya know -__-" him "You loving serious?!?!" The end
tl;dr: I elbowed gingy where his heart was which apparently sent a slightly painful jolt through his body and he passed out for 2-3 minutes
Discuss near-death/homicide experiences I guess