ask him why his face is so angled
"because my father was a
square"
Do you agree with this quote
"crack is whack"
"yes, crack is whack, but i said nothing about speed and weed"
bollocks i can't do it on wednesdays
can i have saturday instead :(
"yes but only because i love you"
sup bro. listen, do you like mint cookies?
"only if they are frozen in a nuclear cooler for 5 hours"
Why are you answering questions to people you have no connection to whatsoever?
"why not?"
How do I replace a g string?
"you go buy a new one"
do you enjoy boards of canada?
"only after i get my bacon pants drycleand"
Yes, I stole a box of rubbers from Big Mac's room.
"do you have a friend that can join?"
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