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Living among females and as a female, I have found the true element that makes all girls alike. There is no certain category to put all girls in. Rather, there is a variable that makes them all alike and different. It's attention.

Attention is a crave that affects both males and females. Do you guys remember bragging at an early age about knowing something or being able to do something you couldn't do? That was you wanting attention. At a young age, people want to one up on a peer to show how "cool" you are. Of course, this usually lowers with age for guys. However, it's usually not the case with females.

Females want attention from guys, it's the one true fact from life. If a guy gives focus on a girl, she feels important and gratifies her ego. Guys also provide an ear for the girls to talk about their angst and stuff. Girls work very hard to get their dose of attention in real life. The simplest form can be just talking to someone about something not matter what gender. However the more prominent examples can be from dressing like a slut, flirting with guys, talking or bragging about stuff, starting drama,  However, what about the girls who can't go around like that or need more? Their only solution to do this is the internet.

The term attention whore cons from a female (or male if one is really desperate) who constantly craves attention so much, that they will do anything to do that. They don't entirely care what kind of attention they receive (though positive is probably much better). Some examples of this would be making posts entirely focusing on their IRL drama, making up bullstuff, and starting drama all together. Here's an example from me of what an attention whore is from my early forum days

(NOTE: Attention on the internet can be confused though. There is sympathy and there's attention whoring. Sympathy is when you relate to the experience with your own thoughts (Oh, I like ice cream too. My favorite is chocolate). Attention whoring is like somebody writing their memoir in one post (I love ice cream too. Both of my parents liked ice cream BEFORE THEY WERE SHOT BY A MUGGER. Now I've got to work on avenging their deaths through beating up crime in my city. Sometimes I cry whenever I think about it, but I always have ice cream to eat when I do this. BTW my favorite flavor is chocolate) )


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Middle school, I recall my times. My first boyfriend... My first time someone shared a name like me ( I hated that >.< ) My friends weren't really my friends, all the girls in my class were always prissy and chatty, My only friend moved that following year, and that misfortune. My advice, never go to a "rich" county and go to their snobby school unless you have the guts to be lonely and crushed

As you can guess, the topic is about middle school. But note how I change the topic around to focus on me. That's a pure example of an attention whore.

Girls will love to use their status as female to get what they want, like games or on line stuff. Typically attention whores are at a young age since they don't know better. Only when they start to tone down their expectations for attention, they will start to become less of an attention whore on line or in their posts.

Girls eventually stop going around trying to get attention when they finally get a boyfriend or someone who can devote to their attention. Then, their attention is met usually by them unless relationship problems happen. Thus, the female will go out to be an attention whore again, until she finds a new mate to satisfies her and her attention.

TL;DR In conclusion, humans want attention by nature. It's more prominent for women to want it, varying from degrees of it. The most prominent way of getting attention now is the internet. Eventually women stop getting attention when they finally get a relationship that satisfies her needs and attention.


(NOTE: This isn't entirely complete or may be accurate to all girls, but it's the majority of this. Trust me, I'm a doctor female. My full brown townysis isn't complete in this post. I will probably finish this in a more drawn out topic about this another day.)

3rd girl theory
they're humans, go.

the end
I like this theory the most.

If you go to comic con then you could make a butt load of money selling this.

I like how Nikki seems to think she knows everything about females when she's only a brat.

Guys, I have a theory

They are called girls because

They make babies and help the species push onward.

And, that's probably it. :D

Guys, I have a theory

They are called girls because

They make babies and help the species push onward.

And, that's probably it. :D
Our world is 5 billion over what it should be, girls are obsolete at the moment.

DTF hotties & Grenades

I will be updating OP tomorrow
It will be quite a bit better, with statistics and such.
Until then,
I really wouldn't pay attention to the OP at the current time
It's a non-thought-out rant about what me and my friends think girls are like

OP is updated, a little bit, my hand started cramping so I decided to stop for the night.

Feel free to post suggestions for new sub-topics.
And also ask any questions you need help with.
Sorry about the title as well, couldn't think of a better name.
Good luck to all of you!

op is defeated with this simple statement:
it depends on the loving girl

every girl is different, besides that one horrible breed of girls who take duckface photos and Capitalize Every Word

~boltsters guide to girls~
1. they're not loving animals, stop it
2. dont listen to the OP
3. figure it out your damn self because nobody will give you 100% advice

3. figure it out your damn self because nobody will give you 100% advice[/center]
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cannot be described how true this is
YOU NEED TO DEVELOP YOUR OWN WAY TO FLIRT
the same way that no one can plant art talent within you, no one can teach you how to flirt
it also depends on who you're flirting with

op is defeated with this simple statement:
it depends on the loving girl

every girl is different, besides that one horrible breed of girls who take duckface photos and Capitalize Every Word
Yes that statement is one I've thought of quite a bit.

~boltsters guide to girls~
1. they're not loving animals, stop it
2. dont listen to the OP
3. figure it out your damn self because nobody will give you 100% advice
1. When did I refer to them as animals?  
2. Give a logical reason why.
3. I wasn't hoping to give 100% advice, I was hoping that at least one guy in this insane world will gain something from reading this.

freezes guide to girlies
1. dont bother till your 15/16
2. they are humans

freezes guide to girlies
1. dont bother till your 15/16
2. they are humans
1 is bullstuff, but yes, 2 is very true