How to impress a girl I like

[Katadeus]

I don't see why you need to impress her if you're already steady. However, impressing isn't the best idea in my conceited and unassailable opinion. It will likely come across as just that. Just go to the movies, and make goddamn sure that she'll enjoy the movie.

[Ad Bot]

[Scream.]

Move even further away, then go to her house to just to hug her. If she lives 5 miles away and she rated it 5/10, you need to live 10 miles away.

[SlayerZ99]

what does she like?

my girlfriend is a dancer, so one of the things i did to make myself noticed originally was turn up to her dance class with a pink headband on and made an absolute tit out of myself (i can't dance). i've never seen her more happy and laugh more than she did that night, it was great.

you just need to do anything like that, whether it makes a fool of you or not.

brilliant
Thats what I usually do

[DracoSoul]

>get denied kiss on date
>"i don't want to rush things"

this seriously happened

[Barakuda]

I can't take her anywhere, because Medvode (my hometown) is a stuffhole and the nearest restaurant/cinema/shop is like 30 miles and she doesn't have much time because she is a very busy man.
Sometimes we go for a walk, but that doesn't really count as a date.

I can't kiss her because I don't feel like it yet andshe said she doesn't like if guys kiss her randomly so I won't do that unless I'm really sure it will work.
We're friends, so she tells me stuff like that.

I'm thinking of kissing her on the cheek because technically it doesn't even count as a loving kiss and because It's cute or something.

I can't cook for her because her father is a real bitch and won't let any guy in the house.

when you give her a hug again, place your hands on her hips and slide your hands around very slowly. Then embrace her. If you do this right her eyes will be closed.

I guess I can try that out, I've always wanted to touch her ass c:


It needs to be something really loving amazing, because she is a really hard girl to impress.

I'm gonna bring her flowers the next time I come around.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Don't be anything like me.

[Makingblah]

Confidence. If you're confident she'll like you. Otherwise, don't try to court her like it's 1957. It's 2012, and you need to impress her properly. Be cool, calm, collected and be confident. Don't be shy to kiss her either.

If she's shy to kiss you though you'll need to ask her.

[Thompson]

MATING DANCE

If your feathers aren't colorful enough, she will reject you in any case.

[Barakuda]

Confidence. If you're confident she'll like you. Otherwise, don't try to court her like it's 1957. It's 2012, and you need to impress her properly. Be cool, calm, collected and be confident. Don't be shy to kiss her either.

If she's shy to kiss you though you'll need to ask her.

I'm always calm, and I will kiss her the next time I see her.

[Makingblah]

I'm always calm, and I will kiss her the next time I see her.

thumbs up

[Clone v.117]

Slaughter her enemies and smear their blood above her door so that their souls will be bound and she can forever witness their endless suffering.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Slaughter her enemies and smear their blood above her door so that their souls will be bound and she can forever witness their endless suffering.

This man speaks truth

[Becquerel]

Do scientific research on pheromones and use them to induce feelings of love toward you.

This. Its the only way.

[*FacePalm*]

thumbs up

yeah!

[Zloff]

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