How to impress a girl I like

[MrMcCakey]

arouse her with fried chicken

[Ad Bot]

[comr4de]

what does she like?

my girlfriend is a dancer, so one of the things i did to make myself noticed originally was turn up to her dance class with a pink headband on and made an absolute tit out of myself (i can't dance). i've never seen her more happy and laugh more than she did that night, it was great.

you just need to do anything like that, whether it makes a fool of you or not.

hahaha that's loving awesome

[Mikoyan]

Kill her father to show her your place as alpha male.

[._maxwell23461_.]

apply Viagra
???
lé pröfitē

[kevin 51l]

head on
apply directly to the forehead
???
profit

[mod-man]

be a tit

bitches love tits

[Eussorus]

When you're huging her, sqeeze her ass.  Worked for me.

[kevin 51l]

kill everyone

that way you're the only two people in your town

she'll have to be afraid of you want to suck your richard!

[Cucumber!]

Save a baby from an orphanage fire (that you secretly started)

[Barakuda]

I need to make something so loving epic she will remember forever.

And she is not a man lol, I knew you couldn't just pass that.

When you're huging her, sqeeze her ass.  Worked for me.

I will put something in her back pocket so I have an excuse to do that and she has a great ass c:

[otto-san]

I will put something in her back pocket so I have an excuse to do that and she has a great ass c:

good luck with that lol

[Woolys]

Make this for her, she can't say no. You can also put something in it, like a golden egg(chocolate).
I didn't even make this for anyone but every girl I knew kept asking if it was for them, yeah they were hot but I didn't wanna get involved with all that drama they had going on.

That or you can squeeze her ass while hugging, she may let you go farther.... Or she will slap you and file a restraining order. I've seen it go both ways lol

[Eluxsam]

Be a gentleman to her. Hold doors open, buy her flowers, etc.

[Edman]

Pull up your dress and diddle your snake.

[Blooker]

Pull up your dress and diddle your snake.

hote

Let's get all agony aunt up in this stuff.
Barakuda, if you really like this girl why don't you just tell her how you feel?
Then squeeze her ass