Dungeons n' Dragons You cannot revive this now. REMEMBER THIS THREAD!

[Mr. Jelly]

Steal all his stuff

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[LawtyLawt]

Steal all his stuff

Jell then wordlessly walks up to him (This time, with slight fear that he might go off on him.) and then steals all his belongings. You then duck down his corpse saying "That's what you get for being spoony.". The mayor who happens to be on his morning walk, witnesses this and says: "Bravo, bravo. Now I have a job for you people, as you have the strange knack of clearing out crime.".
How shall ye respond?

[Mr. Jelly]

"Alright, but we're going to need hats. Lots and lots of hats"

"We'll do it"

[LawtyLawt]

"Alright, but we're going to need hats. Lots and lots of hats"

"We'll do it"

"Good, good" he says with a slight chuckle. "I believe you've had a little run in with our friend Rod-" A gunshot rings across the air, the mayor now has a hole in where his heart should be. "I've had enough of your bullstuff old man." A shady figure with a hat says. "We make the rules here!" he raises his head, revealing the face of the man you encountered yesterday. "YOU, you will pay for what you have done to me, BOYS!". Thundering footsteps are heard all around, the clanking of metal resounds in the lawless town. Expecting a large shooting squad of 14, you  are isnstead greeted by 17 people, all in masks, wielding swords, polearms, and morning stars. In the back however, there are 3 shady figures, who are all holding guns.
What shall ye do?

Music battle time.

[Mr. Jelly]

Does the gun store carry any blunderbusses?

Rapid fire go-go-go

[LawtyLawt]

Does the gun store carry any blunderbusses?

Rapid fire go-go-go

Yes

*20 (howthe-)*
You quickly shoot at the first three idiots who charged up at you, killing them. Despite knowing at this point that you have the upper hand, the 2 polearm men charge up at you in rage.

*15, 19*
The bard quickly pulls out one of his last knives and throws it at the charging polearm man. The man shrugs off a 3 inch knife to his chest, only to be castrated to death by one of Kolkoli's arrows.

*10*
One of the Polearm men manages to close in on you, butting you in the face with the end of his polearm, you get knocked back into the store.


Vegetari is in intense pain, and one of the men broke the window of the shop, to kill you and him.

[Mr. Jelly]

Put Roxanne away

load blunderbuss

chick-chick boom muthaforgetas

[LawtyLawt]

Put Roxanne away

load blunderbuss

chick-chick boom muthaforgetas

*19 (I ain't even mad)*
You quickly put Roxanne away for a few seconds, grab another rifle known as a "Blunderbuss" and you load the intruders head with buckshot.

*10, 17*
Ophidyus the bard tearfully separates with his knife, he throws the knife at the man who knocked Jell of his hind quarters, and you hit his arm, thus disarming him. He then gets knocked back by Kolkoli's arrow, and he promptly gets impaled on his charging allies scimitar, thus del-

*12*
However the scimitar wielding hoodlum, manages to pull the corpse away from his sword. He then kicks the bard in the face, making the bard laugh hysterically, as a scimitar looms over him.


However this doesn't help that Vegetari is still in unbearable pain.

[Mr. Jelly]

"Yo, assbutt!"

place buckshot into scimitarcigarette's face

[LawtyLawt]

"Yo, assbutt!"

place buckshot into scimitarcigarette's face

*18*
"Ima kill yo friend di-"
You then rush up to him and endear him to the pain of several shells to the face. He falls in love with it instantly

"Carry Mr. Vegetari and follow me let's get out of this shop. I'm also out of knives."

*20*
Kolkoli covers your escape as he shoots a running man twirling a morning glory in his hands. The man gets his brains splattered by the precise shot, and that man crushes one of his companion's heads.
How many dudes have you violently neutralized?


You carry the incapacitated Vegetari, and you kick one of the shops windows open. Using your adrenaline, you run towards the conventional weapon shop, conveniently, the spellcasters are holed up there too. You enter there, position Vegetari in the corner, and await the stuffstorm of blades.

[Mr. Jelly]

Wait are we entering or leaving the shop

[LawtyLawt]

Wait are we entering or leaving the shop

Entering conventional weapon shop.

[Mr. Jelly]

Do I still have the blunderbuss?

And can I see the shops's wares?

[LawtyLawt]

Do I still have the blunderbuss?

And can I see the shops's wares?

Yes, you carried it, along with Roxanne

The shop has A lot of throwing knives (50), arrows (100), A large quiver, and better swords (5 Level 4 swords, 2 level 5 swords).

[Mr. Jelly]

How much ammos does the Blunderbuss have/carry?