Dungeons n' Dragons You cannot revive this now. REMEMBER THIS THREAD!

[SirLancelot7]

fff. do they have any super cool bows?

[Ad Bot]

[Mr. Jelly]

The shop has A lot of throwing knives (50), arrows (100), A large quiver, and better swords (5 Level 4 swords, 2 level 5 swords).

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Buy Minigun

YATATATATATA

[Mr. Jelly]

>Lawty: Move to America like the rest of us

[SirLancelot7]

I want the large quiver, 50 arrows, and 5 throwing knives.

[LawtyLawt]

I want the large quiver, 50 arrows, and 5 throwing knives.

Sorry, pulled out an all-nighter waiting for the energy to come back. Damn you random blackout.

You take the large quiver, and 50 arrows.
What now?

[Mr. Jelly]

I got a crazy idea

could I

tie a sword

to my blunderbuss

or would that make it too front heavy or attached too loose to use effectively

[LawtyLawt]

Indeed you can, indeed you can.

Dis gon be gud...

Jell grabs a sword from the sword rack. "You can't use that." says the rogue. "Even tough drawing back a bow and firing it takes an ordeal of strength, however, you cannot wield swords! This is absurd, Mr. Jell!" "I needn't swing it around to make good use of it. I need only rope to tie it with, and I have know found a knew way of offense.". "Take this" Kolkoli says, slicing up 2 feet off of his rope to help. "You had a blade compartment?" questions Jell, "Why yes I do ave a blade compartment.". Jell then does the unthinkable, he ties the sword around his blunderbuss.
"From this day forth, I shall dub guns of this construct, a 'Bayonet-gun'."
"Why name it that?" Inquires the party:

"BECAUSE I CAN!"

[LawtyLawt]

The next wave of enemies begin to charge. The nine people who remain, are only equipped wit morning stars and polearms. 5 of them wield polearms, whilst four of them wield morning stars. The man whom the spellcasters have charmed earlier, enters the store. "Hi, my name is Rourkkus", he says while pulling his mask off, revealing that he is an orc-halfling. "I realize, as I was about to plummet within my own death, that I don't need to be chained to this condemned group of mercenaries. Which is the very reason I am swearing an oath of allegiance to you. Take charge of how I shall proceed!".

Rourkkus - 4 - Half orc - Fighter.
Health: 36/36
Strength: 3
Dexterity: 1
Wisdom: 1
Constitution: 5 (Mask of the hardy man adds 4)
Intelligence: 0

Gold:1

Armor level: 0 (Wearing "Classy outfit")

Special abilities: none

Status: Sudden clarity

Inventory: The scimitar of the fatherland, Mask of the hardy man, and Classy outfit.

How shall ye command him?

>Lawty: Move to America like the rest of us

I'm poar.

[Mr. Jelly]

I never was very good at commanding NPCs

I'm good at shooting things in the face, but that's a totally different matter.

I'll let someone else take this over.

[LawtyLawt]

I never was very good at commanding NPCs

I'm good at shooting things in the face, but that's a totally different matter.

I'll let someone else take this over.

"Well, what are you waiting for? They'll arrive at any moment.".
As he speaks, in the horizon, the 9 men who were mentioned earlier, and are regrouping to make a defensive position.

"I know this position..." he says, "This position is the 'forget-em'-up-till'-they-drop', to do this, those who wield lengthy weapons, become the frontliners, and those with the incredibly hard weaponry, stay in the back as an offensive measure. They charge at their pray, pair off, and those without an offensive/defensive wingman, are forced to break the defense of the enemy. even is that means their very lives.".

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Inquire how to proceed.

Ambiance

(and if you're like me replays the most terrifying moment of your entire childhood)

[LawtyLawt]

Inquire how to proceed.

Ambiance

(and if you're like me replays the most terrifying moment of your entire childhood)

"I don't know ow to deter this attack, however, I need you to plan for me, in order for me to unleash my wrath. Direct my fury, paladin!"

[Vegetarian Zombie]

"I don't know ow to deter this attack, however, I need you to plan for me, in order for me to unleash my wrath. Direct my fury, paladin!"

"Uhh... what?"

[LawtyLawt]

"Uhh... what?"

"Go on now, you have a plan don't you?"