Author Topic: Dungeons n' Dragons You cannot revive this now. REMEMBER THIS THREAD!  (Read 71669 times)


"...not really..."
"Well how about-"
Suddenly a polearm man jumps into the already broken window, willing to lobotomize anyone who opposes him. "TRAITOR!" he shouts, as he charges towards the half orc. "YOU ARE NOT VERY KIND SIR!" says Rourkkus, readying his blade.
Wat shall ye/he do?

Epic backflip kick le polearm

forget yeah 20

Epic backflip kick le polearm

forget yeah 20
Before the man can lay his polearm on your new companion, you backflip and in mid-air, kick him out of the store, thus breaking his mask of the selfless defender. "Are you all-right?" "It appears so, however he can still rise up, and do it again.". "FOOLS, YOU THINK YOU CAN BEST ME WITH THIS MEANINGLESS CHANGE?".

My H key is broken.
« Last Edit: March 26, 2012, 09:27:16 AM by LawtyLawt »

Find prime defensive locations and take them up.


Find prime defensive locations and take them up.
*20 (Whatda)*
You go outside, undettered by what appears to be an almost near death experience. Your new companion goes out too. You find the prime defensive locations, and attempt to decimate them, before the same can be done to you.

*12, 18*
Your companion rushes up first, he charges at one pair (who happen to be homoloveual) and you strike down the polearm man's weapon, leaving him open for attacks. "HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO MY BOYFRIEND! You shall pay de-" during this,  the hapless paladin rushes up to the gay man carrying the morning star, and you slice his head in two, vertically. "HONEYBUNCH! NOOOOOOOO", he screams as he shouts in grieving pain.

*15, 17*
Behind you are two support roles, the bard and the seeker. Kolkoli launches an attack on one of the other pairs, that got opened by the 2 brawlers fearless offense. The bard however, decides to put the homoloveual polearm man out of is misery by killing him. They launch their separate attacks, and due to the tremendous force of Kolkoli's arrow, the man is knocked on his own hind quarters. His weapon fly's back 5 feet away from him. The polearm man however, is gracefully put out of his misery. the knife buries itself halfway across the man's head, and the man drops head first, thus embedding the knife farther. "I never really enjoyed tat lot's company" remarks your new companion.

*18*
The man who was knocked down quickly stands up again and regains his weapon. He then rushes back to the store.

Forage for herbs.
*14*
The rogue, exits the shop unnoticed, and he scours his surroundings for herbs. e manages to find:
1x green herb
« Last Edit: March 26, 2012, 09:41:12 AM by LawtyLawt »

Your companion rushes up first, he charges at one pair (who happen to be homoloveual) and you strike down the polearm man's weapon, leaving him open for attacks. "HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO MY BOYFRIEND! You shall pay de-" during this,  the hapless paladin rushes up to the gay man carrying the morning star, and you slice his head in two, vertically. "HONEYBUNCH! NOOOOOOOO", he screams as he shouts in grieving pain.

Great, now I have guilt.

*18*
The man who was knocked down quickly stands up again and regains his weapon. He then rushes back to the store.

I saw that edit.

Great, now I have guilt.
I am master of the guilt tripping.
Also take note Rourkkus is basically an orc wearing a mask, and a tuxedo.

Chase down guy running to store.

Chase down guy running to store.
*17*
With slight guilt in the paladin's heart he rushes, to the man whose sole intentions are to kill the weaker classes, performs a cartwheel, and then stabs his heart out. In his final moments, he attempts to stab you with is weapon.
As you do this, the 3 shady characters get more agitated, and you can see Rodriguez cracking a smile.

*12*
As it turn out, Rodriguez was smiling at the man with the mornig star. He cracks a blow at your chest, and you fall back a foot from where you stand, you cannot breate, and you are in intense pain. However, you manage to shout "HELP, OW THAT STINGS"
18 - 8 =10
« Last Edit: March 26, 2012, 09:54:43 AM by LawtyLawt »

The forget is he planning.

Proceed with caution.

The forget is he planning.

Proceed with caution.
*12*
As it turn out, Rodriguez was smiling at the man with the mornig star. He cracks a blow at your chest, and you fall back a foot from where you stand, you cannot breate, and you are in intense pain.

shet

can I cast healing or am I hurting too much