Author Topic: Dungeons n' Dragons You cannot revive this now. REMEMBER THIS THREAD! (Read 71654 times)

LawtyLawt · April 03, 2012, 08:12:44 AM

Quote from: Vegetarian Zombie on April 03, 2012, 08:11:39 AM

Well, there must be something about him that's just... better than me.

I've been here before... I know the drill.

Oh god that edit.
What the forget.

MY EDIT IS LIKE LIGHTNING OH YEAAAAAAH.

Anyway: Do you accept his offer?

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Vegetarian Zombie · April 03, 2012, 08:14:24 AM

Eh. I don't do this stuff just to mess around.

Nope. I don't roll like that.

LawtyLawt · April 03, 2012, 08:15:43 AM

Disappointed that you aren't making any motions, rather, you are just there wilting at the corner, he puts both of his hands on his hips and he waits.

Vegetarian Zombie · April 03, 2012, 08:17:20 AM

Urge him to go on and do... whatever he's going to be doing to her.

LawtyLawt · April 03, 2012, 08:21:37 AM

However absurd that notion might seem to him, he waits yet again. However his waiting is cut short when Alexia grabs him by the torso and pulls him inside. You can hear the sounds of 4 feet excited at what they are doing. The town looks at you now. One man comes up to you and says: "It's okay, bro, it's okay". As soon as those words are said, loud moaning coming from a women burst out of the air. 8 males say that they need to attend to something in their own respective homes and leave.

Vegetarian Zombie · April 03, 2012, 08:23:23 AM

Go and find a tree to meditate under or something.

LawtyLawt · April 03, 2012, 08:25:17 AM

However disheartened you may be, you leave. You find an olive tree near the gate of the town, and there you attempt to meditate. However, as soon as you close your eyes, the same man you saw in your previous dream shows up.

Vegetarian Zombie · April 03, 2012, 08:26:32 AM

Quick respectful bow.

"I have done what was asked of me."

LawtyLawt · April 03, 2012, 08:28:15 AM

"Which is why I'm here young one." he quickly adds. "However, you have to be faster in my next target." he says, while walking on the expanse of space above you.

Vegetarian Zombie · April 03, 2012, 08:29:40 AM

"What is your bidding?"

LawtyLawt · April 03, 2012, 08:34:38 AM

"I'm fully aware of what you are capable of, that is why I'm sending you after the Drow king". Immediately, the ground forms a portrait of said man, however his face is amazingly realistic. "I know of your campaign, that is why I shall send you after this man. I am also aware of your capabilities. However, I shall not have you dispose of him first, I wish for you to dispose the planted mayor in the city of Gublin. The city is under the control of the Drow king as of recent, I want you to destroy his influence and control there. May the light of God be with you."
You wake up, and find another blue folder right beside you, and a shady figure sitting beside you.

Vegetarian Zombie · April 03, 2012, 08:37:43 AM

Eep.

Stand up instantly.

"Who are you."

LawtyLawt · April 03, 2012, 08:40:15 AM

"I am here to train with you! Mr. Assassin guy!".
This shady figure is no more than a 12 year old boy who wishes to train in your ways. He has all the "assassin" type paraphernalia on him, so at first glance he may seem like danger.

Vegetarian Zombie · April 03, 2012, 08:42:26 AM

Well...

I suppose if he was here to kill me, I'd be dead right here.

Take the envelope and put it in the inventory thing-y.

Hmm... being a mentor.
Vegetari is intrigued by this.

LawtyLawt · April 03, 2012, 08:44:52 AM

You quickly place the Envelope in your bag. "Hey mister, whats that?" the boy asks inquisitively "Is it like a guide on how to be super cool?".
"Kid, this job is far more disturbing than you suppose"
"But I wanna kill the Blackies who killed mommy and daddy!"
At this point, Vegetari is struck.