Dungeons n' Dragons You cannot revive this now. REMEMBER THIS THREAD!

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Okay... I'll do it.

First we must see his capabilities.

[Ad Bot]

[LawtyLawt]

You bid him to follow you in an open field with one rotten willow tree and you say:
"Boy, climb this tree as fast as you can."
"Sure I will, mister!"
He quickly pounces into action like a bobcat prowling for the kill, he climbs the tree in nearly half a minute. This is quite impressing considering his age.
"Your body structure is similar to that of an assassin. I believe I can train you."
"OH GEE MISTER, HURRAY!"
You have acquired: Student

[Vegetarian Zombie]

"Enough of the... 'mister' stuff. Just call me Vegetari. I see little need for all the formalities."

[LawtyLawt]

"Okay mi- Vegetari!"
"Good, now you must do as I do. Follow my movements as soon as I stop said movement."
You run in 1 general direction, and take a sharp turn. You intentionally do this to demonstrate how to do the sharp turn recover. You scrape your feet against the soft grass, and press your arm against it to help stop your movement, Needless to say the boy was Impressed.
"Okay let me try AHHHHHH!"
He does what you do, however, as he was about to do the stopping motion, he trips.
"You need to improve your footwork boy."

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Uh... give him tips?

[LawtyLawt]

"Boy, practice your footwork by walking with your toes pointed to the ground. The only reason I saw you fail was that you always step using your ank-"

Suddenly, a man wearing overalls comes and sees you.
"THERE YOU ARE! YOU RASCAL! WHAT HAS THIS MAN BEEN DOING TO YOU!"
The man says pointing his pitchfork at you.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

"Who in the name of the gods are you?"

[LawtyLawt]

"I AM THIS BOY'S UNCLE! I BET YOU HAVE BEEN TOUCHING MY NEPHEW IN PLACES!"

[Vegetarian Zombie]

"First of all, I have done no such thing. Second of all, the boy found me."

[LawtyLawt]

"BOY! HAVE YOU BEEN TOUCHING THIS MAN INAPPROPRIATELY?"
"No, no uncle... But he is training me to be a super cool assassin!"
"Assassin?"
At this point, the man spits at your direction and drags the boy to his farm.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Follow them...

Quietly.

[LawtyLawt]

*15 + 10 = 25*
You being the resilient, and quiet man you are, you follow this man and the boy to the farm. Their farm is shanty, constructed out of hay and scraps of metal. Their house is at  the very least made of stone. You arrive just in time to see him making the boy kneel down a patch of salt. Despite you're distance you can hear this:
"AHUUUUUU, BUT *sob* UNCLE I WANNA *sob* AVENGE MOMMA AND POPPA!"
"ANDREI! HAVE YOU LOST YOU'RE MIND? YOU ARE THE LAST REMAINING PERSON IN YOUR MOTHER'S FAMILY! IF YOU DIE..."
"BUT *sob* UNCLE..."
"NO MORE! I SHALL HERE NO MORE OF THIS! THIS IS YOUR PUNISHMENT!"
"AHUUUUUUUU"

The man who is this Boy's uncle retreats to the stone house, and into his room (You see his Silhouette).

[Vegetarian Zombie]

This is cruel... I am disgusted.


I come just into distance of the boy, making sure his uncle doesn't see.

"I leave it up to you, if you want to disobey your uncle's wishes and go anyway."

[LawtyLawt]

"O...Okay" the boy replies. You help him rise, and you carry him on your shoulder (he was kneeling on salt for 30 minutes or so). As soon as you run off, you hear the boy's uncle sob bitterly in his own room.
"OH GODS OF THE HEAVEN! WHY ARE YOU SO CRUEL?"

[Vegetarian Zombie]

With a twinge of guilt, I take the boiiii to the city.

"Do you have any weaponry?"