Author Topic: Dungeons n' Dragons You cannot revive this now. REMEMBER THIS THREAD!  (Read 71659 times)

Dude there are like
6 of them.

I'm planning on escaping, gaytard

I'm planning on escaping, gaytard
You're entire plan was to let your companions in.
Plus you can shine a coin at your 3 Sniper Buddies so that they'll take out guys.


*18 + 5 = 23*
*12 + 9 = 21*
*11 + 9 = 20*
You shine a coin, and your friends immediately snap into action. You see them scuttling around their location, and positioning themselves. Who first was to initiate the attack but none other than Kolkoli himself. He loads and fires a bow (Despite him crouching) and one guard falls. He leaves his position, and then Ophidyus does his job. The guards, still surprised about this, are even more caught off guard as another one of their companions has a sharp knife in his head. Ophidyus makes an obscene gesture and leaves to a new position as Kolkoli did. Jell then crouches down, scopes in, and fires at one of the guardsmen. This creates a loud noise, thus forcing Jell to leave his location with great haste. Only 3 guardsmen remain, and the sentries by the gate are also scuttling about... Then you realize you have a firebomb.

Very risky, but oaky.

Firebomb.

*19 + 10 = 29*
*13 + 10 = 23*
You throw down a firebomb at the 3 unsuspecting sentries, and you quickly slide down the walls of the city and you hide in one of the corners of the street. The fire kills all, and I mean ALL the archer guardsmen. They burn, and they fall on one unsuspecting drow fighter, who promptly got burned. Your companions take this as a chance, and they RAID the Gates. They storm at the front gates, and all the city militia panic, and they start to inexplicably kill each other (The raid was done during the night, so the people confused were plenty.).
"That bastard always makes such a wonderful mess of things!" remarks Kolkoli, as he picks off men from a distance with Jell and Ophidyus.



Capitol? You mean the Drow general?

No, wherever the hell the mayor is.

No, wherever the hell the mayor is.
Throughout the chaos you've caused, You weave your way across countless of confused soldiers and a few of the civilians killing the soldiers (Because VIVA LA REVOLUCIOOOOOON), You find the capitol. There are 8 glass windows in the front of the capitol, and one on the top. You can easily scale the wall to take a shot at the general.


Do that.
You carefully scale the pillar, and climb gracefully to the top. However as soon as you reach the top, the general already is there, Gun pointed at the Duke. The general sees you and smiles at you.
"Surprised?"


"You thought I'd be all pansy pansy and hide, however, I'm a damn general!"
Nighty night.
« Last Edit: April 03, 2012, 01:01:17 PM by LawtyLawt »

I didn't want to have a threesome with Vegetari.