Author Topic: Dungeons n' Dragons You cannot revive this now. REMEMBER THIS THREAD! (Read 72016 times)

Golbin, or something. We just stormed it like a bunch of hardasses, for some reason, Alexia is no longer a virgin, a part of the story I don't approve of, forget you Lawty, I'm probably going to castrate Thorax, because forget him, literally, Vege has apprentice and I'm going to begin calling him Altair, VIVA LA REVOLUCIOOOOOON, general has some guy I don't know at sword point, I think.

SirLancelot7 · April 03, 2012, 07:59:22 PM

Well if we are in Galbin, I want to march up to the estate wherever the mayor/king lives, climb up the wall, get on the roof and find a decent window to climb into, and then clear that place out and take the spoils.

Anyone who wants to come can, but I get first picks on all rewards. The assistants can pick at what I don't want.

Mr. Jelly · April 03, 2012, 09:16:46 PM

Is there anyone I can sell recently used bullets to?

and by that I mean shoot in the face

LawtyLawt · April 04, 2012, 01:19:38 AM

"Now, you silly assassin, I will show you the power of Drowic generals"
With that he immediately kicks the Duke aside and transforms into a werewolf.
"WHAT'S WRONG PUNY ASSASSIN? CAN'T YOU STAND THE SIGHT OF GLORY? THIS POWER HAS BEEN GRANTED TO ME BY THE MIGHTY DROW KING!"
The beast general then charges towards Vegetari.

SirLancelot7 · April 04, 2012, 01:35:18 AM

Quote from: SirLancelot7 on April 03, 2012, 07:59:22 PM

Well if we are in Galbin, I want to march up to the estate wherever the mayor/king lives, climb up the wall, get on the roof and find a decent window to climb into, and then clear that place out and take the spoils.

Anyone who wants to come can, but I get first picks on all rewards. The assistants can pick at what I don't want.

LawtyLawt · April 04, 2012, 01:52:13 AM

Meanwhile, Kolkoli & the rest of the party break in and loot the Capitol, ignoring Vegetari.
5x Jewelry
2x Diamond
100x Arrows
100x Throwing Knives
1x Scimitar +1
1x Morningstar +1
90x Rifle ammo
60x Blunderbuss ammo

Thorax · April 04, 2012, 02:59:22 AM

Quote from: xxxxkill on April 03, 2012, 07:54:24 PM

Golbin, or something. We just stormed it like a bunch of hardasses, for some reason, Alexia is no longer a virgin, a part of the story I don't approve of, forget you Lawty, I'm probably going to castrate Thorax, because forget him, literally, Vege has apprentice and I'm going to begin calling him Altair, VIVA LA REVOLUCIOOOOOON, general has some guy I don't know at sword point, I think.

You wouldn't do that because I'm in love with you.

Roll to see if she's still in love with me.

If not, I'm running away.

LawtyLawt · April 04, 2012, 03:15:27 AM

Quote from: Thorax on April 04, 2012, 02:59:22 AM

You wouldn't do that because I'm in love with you.

Roll to see if she's still in love with me.

If not, I'm running away.

Even if you do roll a 1, she'd still love you because of your 12 loving charisma.

Mr. Jelly · April 04, 2012, 07:48:01 AM

Just break up with her, you silly.