Dungeons n' Dragons You cannot revive this now. REMEMBER THIS THREAD!

[Port]

okay so what do I do

[Ad Bot]

[LawtyLawt]

okay so what do I do

"This is the final step we must take to be fee of this land. This is the circle of pride. Evident of the swirling heavenly light and bright surrounding. This circle is not particularly Foreboding. However, it's denizens are men who are the most incomprehensibly ugly people you have seen. They will all ask questions pertaining to their appearance. You will be overtaken by pride, no matter what you do, and you will insult them indefinitely. This will cause fighting. I advise you to stay away from anyone who seems to be asking."

You look like this guy, port.

[Port]

"This is the final step we must take to be fee of this land. This is the circle of pride. Evident of the swirling heavenly light and bright surrounding. This circle is not particularly Foreboding. However, it's denizens are men who are the most incomprehensibly ugly people you have seen. They will all ask questions pertaining to their appearance. You will be overtaken by pride, no matter what you do, and you will insult them indefinitely. This will cause fighting. I advise you to stay away from anyone who seems to be asking."

Where do we go?

You look like this guy, port.

okay then

[LawtyLawt]

Where do we go?

"There is a heav-"
Before you can finish, 5 men appear out of nowhere and shout in anger:
"DID YOU CAL US UGLY!"

[Vegetarian Zombie]

"There is a heav-"
Before you can finish, 5 men appear out of nowhere and shout in anger:
"DID YOU CAL US UGLY!"

Run now whee

[Lil Robot]

my name is ???. sweet

"This place looks in-HOLY HELL"

[LawtyLawt]

Run now whee

You run to your back, only to find more freakishly deformed men at your back, staring at you angrily.

my name is ???. sweet

"This place looks in-HOLY HELL"

Hello what is your name?
>Yes             >No

[Port]

Follow after Vegetari and protect against attacks behind him with a few other group members.

>No

cool name

[Vegetarian Zombie]

I get the feeling I'm not supposed to fight...

Whatdo.

[LawtyLawt]

I get the feeling I'm not supposed to fight...

Whatdo.

A huge bloated fellow descends from the sky, holding a giant hammer. His features are far too deformed to be recognizable, his mouth is opened permanently, pus pulses all throughout his grotesque deformed body, and his eyes are replaced with Blazing hot coals.
"Hello son!"
"Watch out Vegetari, this is no bad memory..." Says Ryalen, with an expression of fear, incomprehensible.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

The hell is it then?

[LawtyLawt]

The hell is it then?

"It, it literally is your father. How he got here is unknown to me, however, it is him truly."

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Whatdo.

[LawtyLawt]

Whatdo.

"The devil thought you were a pain to his side for too long, son. I'm here to kill you. The devil promised a million years without torture, and all the finest gold and wenches. IT'S TIME TO DIE, SON!"
Port, do a save to shield Vege.

[Port]

(I'd do a pun about saving the game but no)

Okay. Roll (in that case, what dice)?