Author Topic: Dungeons n' Dragons You cannot revive this now. REMEMBER THIS THREAD!  (Read 71996 times)

Well stuff dad, love you too.

(I'd do a pun about saving the game but no)

Okay. Roll (in that case, what dice)?
D100

Well stuff dad, love you too.
"I NEVER LOVED YOU, OR YOUR MOTHER! I ONLY WENT TO THIS "FAMILY BECAUSE YOUR MOTHER WAS RICH! SO I SUPPOSE I DID LOVE YOU! HAHAHAHAHAH! DIE!"
He spins his hammer in the air, and a large, dark wind accumulates around him.

D100

Why do I always get such ridiculously good rolls?


Why do I always get such ridiculously good rolls?


You Raise your staff above you, and you begin to twist it as well. A new wind acumulates: A holy wind. This sight is awe inspiring, and it provides a much more awe inspiring sight once the two winds collide.
"SATAN GIVES ME THIS POWER! YOU SHALL NOT PREVAIL"
" I SHALL!"
He then begins his chant, each word strengthening the wind.
"DARK FORCES OF SATAN
THE SEPERATOR OF BROTHERS
THE DESTROYER OF GOOD
THE CORRUPTER OF THE INNOCENT
I BANISH THEEE!
I PROVIDE A WRIT OF SEALING!
MAY YOU FAIL TO ENTER THIS SOUL'S MIND
I UPROOT YOU!
I COMMEND MY POWER UPON THE DIVINES!
SO THAT I SHALL SUCCEED!
AND THAT YOU SHALL FAIL"

There was a strong counterflow, and a light so bright that it seemingly outshone all the heavenly light. The two winds stop , and both of them are kneeling, and bleeding.
"HURRY VEGETARI! FIGHT HIM NOW THAT I'VE DESTROYED HIS INCORPOREAL SHIELD!"
"NO SON! REMEMBER THAT I AM YOUR FATHER AND I LOVE YOU!"
" DO NOT LISTEN TO HIM VEGETARI! HE IS ELUDING YOU!"
"I COMMAND YOU--"
Vegetari Unsheathes his hidden blade.


Kill him now.
You charge up to him and jump up at him. However he blocks your blade with his Stone Hammer.
"More... Challenge... Than that boy!"
He then swings the hammer sideways, and you backflip back on the ground.


Look.
Ryalen kneels there, helpless due to the energy exerted by that attack. All his bones are creaking. All his nerves ache and feel burned. THe pain is overtaking him.
"Here, sir." Says a soft voice. In a flash of green light, you feel all your wounds healed and you feel re invigorated.
"Thank you child..." you say as you rise.
"No problem mister" she replies.

Ooh, risky as hell move I have in my back pocket.


For now just dodge and try to kill him.

Ooh, risky as hell move I have in my back pocket.


For now just dodge and try to kill him.
*19 + 10 = 29*
You dodge all the swings of the mighty hammer, and all the hurt has been evaded. Doing this rolling and jumping about has led you to close the distance between you and your biological father. However, in a quick decisive move, your father blocked the blade with the hammer. Your strike had been so hard it embedded into the stone.
Nighty night.

You can have secks in this thread if you want.

forget SLEEPING.
« Last Edit: May 17, 2012, 11:59:01 AM by LawtyLawt »

Jerk sword free quickly.

If not in time go ninja no weapon on him.

Gunshot to the face go.
*20 + 10 (Well stuff, I had more plans of this battle) = 30*
You jump up the hammer, twisting your hand, though not breaking your hand. You aim your "gun in the face, and shoot him, right in the face, "Killing" him instantly. He grovels, bleeds, and dies in a bloody explosion. The once kind seeming haven is covered in pus and blood and other vile liquids. The heavenly gate opens, and you are allowed passage. You beat lycanthropy by beating yourself. Ryalen congratulates you and says he wishes to join your ragtag group.
>YES         >forget YOU

You can have secks in this thread if you want.

woo

*20 + 10 (Well stuff, I had more plans of this battle) = 30*
You jump up the hammer, twisting your hand, though not breaking your hand. You aim your "gun in the face, and shoot him, right in the face, "Killing" him instantly. He grovels, bleeds, and dies in a bloody explosion. The once kind seeming haven is covered in pus and blood and other vile liquids. The heavenly gate opens, and you are allowed passage. You beat lycanthropy by beating yourself. Ryalen congratulates you and says he wishes to join your ragtag group.
>YES         >forget YOU


>yes

woo
You saw nothing.
>yes
"I must do one thing to ensure my safe passing."
He takes the key, crushes i with his bare fist, and he blows the dust. He then says: "You must enter the gate first, if I were to enter the world now, I'd be a shade. so I shall do a ritual of passing."
You enter the gate, light blooms yet again, and you feel as if you are in another body. You slowly open your eyes, and see the sun in it's full glory outside your window, all your companions see this too.
"Vegetari" Jell begins"The bullstuff you made us pass through was almost insufferable, glad your safe."

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The two handed sword glows, and it glows. Brighter colors. Much more notable light. and finally it happens. The Two-Handed sword takes itself of the concrete and floats , Bright light is still rushing around it, it's light is so bright that it Stuns all the onlookers. Out came of it, emerged a smart looking man. A wreath on his head, and scrolls mounted on his belt. This man was holding the Two-Handed sword by one hand, and had the blade face downward, destroying the concrete a second time. This man looked deep in thought, and enlightened. After what seems like 5 minutes worth of accumulated onlookers, the man finally opens his eyes, and goes in the inn, sword in both hands.
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