Author Topic: Poorly Drawn Adventure 2: A New Beginning: Zambie Edition (Read 7488 times)

Mr. Jelly · March 21, 2012, 07:28:45 PM

"Ey, d-"

"Oh good, you're awake. I wouldn't move too much if I were you, you're suffering from a pretty nasty wooden bat induced head wound"

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xxxxkill · March 21, 2012, 07:29:54 PM

"I would make a snappy remark, but my head is far too fuzzy. What happened, who attacked me, who are you?"

Mr. Jelly · March 21, 2012, 07:31:59 PM

"Well, some starfish confused you for a zombie and hit you in the back of the head with a wooden bat.

I'm that starfish.

Name's James Rowe, you?"

Vegetarian Zombie · March 21, 2012, 07:33:09 PM

~~"ASSKICKA BITCH NINJA TIME"~~

16,000th post

xxxxkill · March 21, 2012, 07:33:23 PM

"Alright, hang on, I'm gonna go finish what I was going to say.
'Ey, richard. Who da funk-ass that knocked my ass out. We gon' have some words, y' catch my drift, motha-forgeta?
Okay, I'm done.
I'm Aaron Baker."

Mr. Jelly · March 21, 2012, 07:36:40 PM

Quote from: xxxxkill on March 21, 2012, 07:33:23 PM

"I'm Aaron Baker."

"Pleased to meet you.

I saved that terminal you were typing at and stuff.

It's in the other room"

xxxxkill · March 21, 2012, 07:37:49 PM

"This actually makes up for everything. But first off, who else is here, and, this is irrelevant, but I don't quite remember my history. What happened to Bronson Conroy?"

Mr. Jelly · March 21, 2012, 07:40:19 PM

"Well, there's 30, maybe 40 other guys holed up here. And uh, Bronson Conroy? Well uh, he...you know what, let me get that terminal for you"

He runs off to another room, returns, and places the terminal on your lap.

xxxxkill · March 21, 2012, 07:43:52 PM

To "Le goog" and look up "The death of Bronson Conroy"

Vegetarian Zombie · March 21, 2012, 07:44:23 PM

Quote from: xxxxkill on March 21, 2012, 07:43:52 PM

To "Le goog" and look up "lesbian research"

xxxxkill · March 21, 2012, 07:45:28 PM

Quote from: Vegetarian Zombie on March 21, 2012, 07:44:23 PM

Ew, no.
Men are sick

Mr. Jelly · March 21, 2012, 07:49:41 PM

You open a Kiwipedia link

"Bronson Conroy was Prime Minister of the Eurasian Republic and unofficial [1] member of the Eurasian Republic Army. He was known for his gallant stand at the Battle of the Confederation [2]"

xxxxkill · March 21, 2012, 07:50:25 PM

Quote from: Mr. Jelly on March 21, 2012, 07:49:41 PM

You open a Kiwipedia link

"Bronson Conroy was Prime Minister of the Eurasian Republic and unofficial [1] member of the Eurasian Republic Army. He was known for his gallant stand at the Battle of the Confederation [2]"

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Mr. Jelly · March 21, 2012, 07:54:13 PM

Early Life

"Bronson was born in the Middle of Nowhere [3]"

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xxxxkill · March 21, 2012, 07:55:06 PM

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