After five minutes of sprinting, two of jogging, and twenty of walking, I reached the body of water that cut through the entire wasteland. After looking into the water for a bit, a boat floated by. After watching it gain some distance, I realized I could ride it to Big Town! "WAIT!" I shouted as I flailed my arms in an attempt to get it to stop. It stopped, but in the middle of the water. "What?!" a man shouted from the boat. "I NEED A RIDE TO BIG TOWN!" I shouted back. "How do I know you won't kill me?" the man asked. "YOU CAN PAT ME DOWN WHEN I BOARD YOUR VESSEL, NOW PLEASE COME CLOSER!" I responded. He did as told, patted me down, and took my switchblade. "Why would you need this?" he asked. "To not die..." I said as I pulled down my goggles to show him my 'Durr' eyes. He gave it back, and we were off. "Big Town, and source of sound, here I come..."