Scariest moment in your life?

[Lord Tony²]

When me and two of my friends were in the woods.

Matt: Jacking Off
Caleb: Picks up a beer can
Caleb: throws beer can at the nearest tree
Matt: Takes a piece of glass to the richard
Caleb: Gashes his thumb open
Me: Take a shard of glass to the knee.

It wasn't very painful, more of shocking as hell.
Don't ask me why he was jacking off.

Why are you jacking off with a Caleb in the woods?

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Why are you jacking off with a Caleb in the woods?

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[Deathwish]

Once upon a time I was crossing a road on a stuffty chinese ATV, none of my mates decided to warn me that there was a Ford Transit hurtling down a hill on the aforementioned road, and I just about dodged getting flattened by a couple of inches. Tore a nice pair of jeans and got a nice set of scars to remember the time with.

[Lord Tony²]

Matt: Takes a piece of glass to the richard
Caleb: Gashes his thumb open

More importantly how do you take a piece of glass to the richard and Caleb ends up gashing his thumb open, while you were jacking off in the woods with a Caleb?

[SlayerZ99]

Either yesterday at track when I was running my check felt tight and I couldn't breath so I just stopped running and stood there for awhile

OR

I got blood drawn and when I was done I stood up and passed out. They put me back into the chair where I like when it a seizure. My eyes rolled back into my head and I was twitching and then I fell foward and started throwing up all over the place. Then I blacked out again. A few minutes later I woke up to a crying mom and nurse. Then I got put into this chair and I also got a lolipop.

[ImperealOfficer]

I've had many scary times in my life

RECENT: I almost cut my finger off with a soda can

EARLY: I almost pinched my fingers off with a wire cutter

EARLIER: I rode down the stairs on my tricycle (could've done a front flip and died)

EARLYISH: My brother cutting open his head on a glass table. From descriptions and vague experience it was pretty loving scary, my brother almost died for forgets sake

Some time around kindergarten I almost lost my genitalia to a golf club. Don't ask me how.

Maybe some are not as scary as they are life threatening, but it does count right?

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[Fission]

Why are you jacking off with a Caleb in the woods?

I'm not the one jacking off,
Matt is.
Notice how I stated "two" of my friends were with me.

[Lord Tony²]

I'm not the one jacking off,
Matt is.
Notice how I stated "two" of my friends were with me.

Whoops they both started with the letter M.

Why are you with a Matt while he is jacking off with a Caleb in the woods?

[Fission]

Whoops they both started with the letter M.

Why are you with a Matt while he is jacking off with a Caleb in the woods?

I really don't know the answer to that question.
He just randomly started jacking off.

[Lord Tony²]

I really don't know the answer to that question.
He just randomly started jacking off.

You wouldn't know this if you weren't looking.

[Fission]

You wouldn't know this if you weren't looking.

But I would.
Considering he starts saying "Guys I'm jacking off right now.  Like right now. Check it out"

[SPooK]

i took a huge stuff

[ChickenMaster]

When i was, like, 8 and almost got ran over by a cop.

Actually, looking back on it now, i probably wouldn't have gotten ran over, but still

The irony

[Count]

I once choked very badly and thought I was really going to die, but my uncle saved my life with abdominal thrusts. I was terrified.

[Mikoyan]

An extremely intoxicated man busted into our back door one time and started screaming. My sister slept through the whole thing.