Author Topic: what the forget wildlife  (Read 1230 times)

So I walk into my room and hear movement. I think it's my brother getting his piano books off my floor where he commonly leaves them.

I look around my room, no brother. I still hear something moving. Suddenly, a brown bird flies past my head.

For the next half hour, I try to get my screened window open. Finally, rage gets the better of me and I just break the thing and the bird flies away.

What the forget I mean really

Wildlife likes to forget around in our homes. :cookieMonster:

You should have kept the bird, trained it to sit on your shoulder, and become a pirate.

You should have kept the bird, trained it to sit on your shoulder, and become a pirate.

As I struggled with the window, I thought, 'It would be really badass to have a bird in my room, though.'

Why can't you open a window?

Why can't you open a window?
because he's so tuff that the window opens itself

Something is forgeted up with the screen on the window, it doesn't open.

On the other hand, beating the tar out of it relieved some stress.

that poor window, it was so comfortable there, and yet you just beat it.

that poor window, it was so comfortable there, and yet you just beat it.


Now the bird gets to live though

Something is forgeted up with the screen on the window, it doesn't open.

On the other hand, beating the tar out of it relieved some stress.
he's so tuff



Breaking windows to save defenseless birdies.
the chicks will dig me



Now the bird gets to live though

Or you could have led it out the house through another window