Armageddon

[Alyx Vance]

Recently I been wanting Armageddon to just come around and take its course already. I can already see it in my future, talking with friends at school we talk bout how we are expecting Armageddon in our life times. What do you guys feel towards the subject of Armageddon?

All I know is when it comes round i'm going to sit my ass down on the front porch with a shotgun and a cup of tea.
Call me crazy but.... I may be.

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[FaecDog]

when stuff happens, I'm going to stand right in it.
forget survival. I wanna laugh at the people struggling to survive the disease that's killing more than half of the population per day when I'm dead.

[Socky]

you better stock up on caps right now

the best thing to be in the apocalypse is rich

[Count]

Great movie.

[Alyx Vance]

I just like the thought of whippen ass and taken names. When I was raised I was raised in a trailer with a wood stove and during the winters I was hauling in wood to keep from freezing to death. I learned to survive when things get rough. I can fish, maybe hunt (I never been hunting to be honest :c), and other survival things.

If Armageddon does happen feel free to find me. I'll be happy to help you out in the hell that is to come upon earth.

[rockslide26]

I have lots of normal money, but not bottle cap money. My survival skills are also sub-par. The only thing I'm good at is thinking things through and solving problems, which is absolutely useless in an apocalyptic situation

[Alyx Vance]

I have lots of normal money, but not bottle cap money. My survival skills are also sub-par. The only thing I'm good at is thinking things through and solving problems, which is absolutely useless in an apocalyptic situation

You'd be forgeted. If Armageddon starts your best off to blow your brains out no offence.

[Sigma]

I have a gun safe with over 15,000 rounds and 4 fully automatic weapons. My house is also barricaded with metal sheeting in all the walls to prevent bullets and tangos from entering. We have dug a tunnel and room in the basement and have it stocked with 4 years worth of food and water.

[.:FancyPants:.]

After countless "if Mirror's Edge can do this so can I" moments, I'm averagely agile, and I know how to gain a persons trust if I don't want my ass beat.
Certainly not survive-apocalyptical-situations worthy, but with a gun I could survive a ways through a zombie outbreak.
Though that's probably another "if Left4Dead can do this so can I" moment.

[Sigma]

I plan on becoming a marauder and have already recruited people to join for when stuff hits the fan. Its nothing personal but once the world has ended, I wont think twice about blasting your face in half with a point blank round from my AK-47.

[Alyx Vance]

I'd just sit round drinking tea with a 12 gauge and then when someone passes by i'd be like "Howdy there you still alive?"

Well I would probably be doing other stuff.

[Sigma]

I'd just sit round drinking tea with a 12 gauge and then when someone passes by i'd be like "Howdy there you still alive?"

Well I would probably be doing other stuff.

I would kill you and take your tea.

[Alyx Vance]

I would kill you and take your tea.

Noo my sweet tea :c its delicious trust me. If you ever come down to my town you should find me and get some. Not like it'll happen.

[Roknrollwill]

My ideal situation would be consisting of trying to survive, I'll try my best to do so - but before I venture forth, I'd like to have a peace of mind, ideally with loved ones, before I go on a newer, unexpected journey into this said Armageddon.

[Alyx Vance]

My ideal situation would be consisting of trying to survive, I'll try my best to do so - but before I venture forth, I'd like to have a peace of mind, ideally with loved ones, before I go on a newer, unexpected journey into this said Armageddon.

I'd be the calmest son of a bitch you'd ever meet in those kind of situations. *see's zombie*
Everyone: HOLY forgetIN stuff SUOHIFIFUSCYHUCSHHCFSJUF
Me: Err *Shoots zombie in the head* I win