Author Topic: I was alone at my house 15 minutes ago, when... (Read 2569 times)

ScratchTehEPICSpaceDude · March 22, 2012, 09:23:47 PM

So, I'm doing homework, chillaxing, waiting for my parents to come home from
work. At 8:30, I was gonna do some reading. That's when I saw him. Who? A
suspicious man walking down my street. No pants, no shoes, bear-footed and a
tiny keychain flash light. As I'm about to call to call the cops, I see patrol cars
driving down the road 5 minutes later. I went to my neighbors and apparently,
some people on my block saw him and called the police. My neighbors and I called
the cops and they have been roaming the neighborhood since.

MY THEORY: Mentally unstable, drunk, or high on drugs.

UPDATE: The people left at 9 P.M. The guy probably is arrested.

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Volko · March 22, 2012, 09:25:31 PM

real loving good

sounds scary as forget though

Clone v.117 · March 22, 2012, 09:26:30 PM

Go and greet him with a box of condoms and assorted treats.

Proog · March 22, 2012, 09:26:39 PM

Lend him your pants.

ScratchTehEPICSpaceDude · March 22, 2012, 09:27:15 PM

You have no idea. He was like as suspicious as suspicious can be. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if he was naked.

Messes · March 22, 2012, 09:29:09 PM

I was speeding in my car driving my friend home from school like 5 hours ago and these people got all butthurt and called the cops and tried flagging me down.

Guess they don't appreciate me flying around a suburban street corner at 50mph

then there was a large quantity of police patrolling the area afterwards but I escaped with no problems lol. forget the police I'm a teen driver and I crave speed

Volko · March 22, 2012, 09:30:17 PM

Quote from: Messes on March 22, 2012, 09:29:09 PM

I was speeding in my car driving my friend home from school like 5 hours ago and these people got all butthurt and called the cops and tried flagging me down.

Guess they don't appreciate me flying around a suburban street corner at 50mph

hahaha

that's the best thing i've heard all day

love you messes

Sheath · March 22, 2012, 09:31:07 PM

Lock doors > profit.

Don't let him see you staring out the window lol.

ScratchTehEPICSpaceDude · March 22, 2012, 09:31:34 PM

He was walking so slowly. It was like he didn't care about the police. Probably drunk or high on drugs.

Messes · March 22, 2012, 09:31:48 PM

OP you should have shot potatoes at him using an air cannon

ScratchTehEPICSpaceDude · March 22, 2012, 09:32:03 PM

Quote from: Sheath on March 22, 2012, 09:31:07 PM

Lock doors > profit.

Don't let him see you staring out the window lol.

I was so scared of that.

Oasis · March 22, 2012, 09:34:04 PM

Should have went out and greeted him. Invited him in for some tea and muffins, and then sent him on his way with a pair of your father's pants.

ScratchTehEPICSpaceDude · March 22, 2012, 09:39:07 PM

Yeah, I will take note of that the next time it happens.

Kumquat · March 22, 2012, 09:42:04 PM

Is it me or is OP's name messing up his reply?

CoolKoopaTroopa · March 22, 2012, 09:42:41 PM

Quote from: Messes on March 22, 2012, 09:29:09 PM

I was speeding in my car driving my friend home from school like 5 hours ago and these people got all butthurt and called the cops and tried flagging me down.

Guess they don't appreciate me flying around a suburban street corner at 50mph

then there was a large quantity of police patrolling the area afterwards but I escaped with no problems lol. forget the police I'm a teen driver and I crave speed

You're handicapped. Your the kind of idiot who put people in danger everytime you get behind the wheel.