Poll

what the title says

Use duct tape to tape it back on
0 (0%)
Put it in a freezer and go to the hospital
18 (36%)
Find my local mechanic and have him/her fix it
4 (8%)
Leave it be, it'll grow back!
4 (8%)
weres mi peenus at!1?
4 (8%)
Die from blood loss
13 (26%)
ill try fapping some other time
3 (6%)
oh gsuh ill b fien guise
2 (4%)
replace it with a tuna jar
0 (0%)
My peenus means nothing to me
0 (0%)
I want 2 b girl
2 (4%)

Total Members Voted: 50

Author Topic: What would you do if your snake was cut off?  (Read 1612 times)

What would you really do if your snake was cut off?
It won't reattach itself!  Go find some glue, or a staple gun.

Really, would you want it back?  It's just sitting there... on the ground.
Pick it up for god's sake, no one wants to see a real-feel carrot.
« Last Edit: March 22, 2012, 10:02:30 PM by tkepahama »

I would die from blood loss.

Spend the rest of my life pissing from a catheter.


Kill myself. The pain would be unbearable.



swallow it. whole. without any milk


Achieve self lewinsky.


"And then, as if it were a phoenix, out of the penal ashes a new snake was born"

My snake is bleeding!!! D:

Glue it on my mouth so whenever I kiss someone they give me a lewinsky.