How do I get this girl?

[Daedalus]

that actually doesn't make any sense

was gonna edit the quote to say "make balls disappear" but I figured people would get it
guess not :(

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[Awdax]

I got it. He either puts baseballs up his bumbum as a cool magic trick, or sticks his prepubescent balls inside her while they make love since he oh so loves her.

[mod-man]

tell her you can make her baby dolls cum to life

mmm on second thought, just go for it, learn for yourself :p

[Ronin]

blow dro in her face while wearing a backwards Yankees cap

[Kumquat]

Wear a shoelace for a belt, hand a hat on your belt or belt loop, all named brand clothing, Another hat sideways on your head (flat brim), some bling, talk like a gangsta, get all the eleven - fifteen year olds.

[Lil D]

Turn this stuff into a DirectTV commercial.

When you pull out your cable bill, you get mad.
When you get mad, you throw your TV out the window.
When you throw your TV out the window, to keep from getting bored, you get a girlfriend.
When you get a girlfriend, you break up.
When you break up, you get sad and do drugs.
When you get sad and do drugs, you have love with a girl while high.
When you have love with a girl while high, you impregnate her.
When you impregnate her, she does more drugs.
When she does more drugs, you end up being the father of a deformed baby.

Don't be the father of a deformed baby.  Switch to DirectTV.

[(Fallen)]

Your asking us? a lego game forum. Ur knew aren't u. Picking up girls and being social with them comes over time. It just takes balls and common sense dude. That may be the only advice that I can suggest. Also how old is she and how old are you. Depending on age, stuff can run differently because of it

[steve5451]

Turn this stuff into a DirectTV commercial.

When you pull out your cable bill, you get mad.
When you get mad, you throw your TV out the window.
When you throw your TV out the window, to keep from getting bored, you get a girlfriend.
When you get a girlfriend, you break up.
When you break up, you get sad and do drugs.
When you get sad and do drugs, you have love with a girl while high.
When you have love with a girl while high, you impregnate her.
When you impregnate her, she does more drugs.
When she does more drugs, you end up being the father of a deformed baby.

Don't be the father of a deformed baby.  Switch to DirectTV.

.-.

[Joker Card]

This thread amuses me.

[LoserHero]

Ask her out on a date to whatever 11 year olds do. I'm guessing that's the playground so take her there.

[Freeze]

k ill sum it up in a few sentences

love is mostly just your body trying to get you to reproduce
so unless you know you want to have love with her at some point it's probably just an advanced friendship type o thing

[Muzzles56]

Also, I think it will go beyond holding hands and hugging, I think we may kiss.

holy forget guys that's INTEEEENSE

[RedGajin]

k ill sum it up in a few sentences

love is mostly just your body trying to get you to reproduce
so unless you know you want to have love with her at some point it's probably just an advanced friendship type o thing

Highly doubting that, the brain hormones thing makes more sense.

[Daedalus]

k ill sum it up in a few sentences

love is mostly just your body trying to get you to reproduce
so unless you know you want to have love with her at some point it's probably just an advanced friendship type o thing

oxytocin

the brain hormones thing

[TeslaCoil]

Wait a couple of years

Then get back together

love her

Marry her

Or go and start loveing other people and increase our population.