Author Topic: forget YOU, SMOKEY THE BEAR  (Read 1878 times)

YOU TAUGHT MY TOWN NOTHING
30 minutes ago:

Now:


OH GOD WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE

Why don't we just take the fire


And push it somewhere else?

that's what god does when you masturbate incorrectly

Relax, it's not Smokey The Bear, it's your town. They obviously didn't listen.
But anyways, if wind is heading your way and nobody puts out the fire tomorrow, you're forgeted.


I told you 'bout the fires bro, I told you dog.


Smokey told me that only I can prevent forest fires.

Why I was chosen above the others, I may never know.

But I shall use my power for good.



Why does that fire look like that?
It looks awesome.


Jizz on it! That'll put it out!



dig a moat then spray around your house with the hose