Author Topic: Condoms.  (Read 5299 times)

lmao callin you out

Okay man

I don't bring my personal life into the forums so whatever

Okay man

I don't bring my personal life into the forums so whatever
me neither but I used to be a cashier

Yes. Numerouss times, I fail to see how its awkward or anything.

"Hey, let's try going bareback!"
"Sure!"
*cum upon insertion*
"WHOOPS"

My conversation?
>put condoms up with other stuff I'm buying
>scans it all
"that will be $42.95, have a nice day"

Though when i was about 13 me and my friend made a game of going to a shopping center and walking up to an employee and asking him for condoms and random stuff like "hey do you know where i can find condoms?" "ahh, isle 3" "oh thanks, oh by the way do you know where the paint stripper, plungers, dishwashing gloves and bandaids are?" Managed to get a few of them to burst out laughing, one actually answered all our questions :I

maybe if you buy magnums they'll smirk a little bit

unless you're black

"Hey, let's try going bareback!"
"Sure!"
*cum upon insertion*
"WHOOPS"
OhGodlol

18? i thought kids could buy condoms.


i thought it didn't matter but the cashier has every right to stare at you uncomfortably?

« Last Edit: March 26, 2012, 11:51:29 PM by Grumpy »


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[11:53:36 PM] Mistress: i remember ocne i was at the drugstore
[11:53:40 PM] Mistress: and some lady was buying a carrot
[11:53:41 PM] Moe Murder Musume: my post:
[11:53:41 PM] Moe Murder Musume: "Hey, let's try going bareback!"
"Sure!"
*cum upon insertion*
"WHOOPS"
[11:53:44 PM] Moe Murder Musume: uhhh
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[11:53:53 PM] Mistress: and she was trying to hide it
[11:54:07 PM] Moe Murder Musume: "will you purchasing that--"
[11:54:10 PM] Moe Murder Musume: "LIGHTBULB"
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[11:54:18 PM] Mistress: she wasl ike turning it away from me
[11:54:26 PM] Mistress: and i was just innocently looking around
[11:54:29 PM] Mistress: and i could like see her
[11:54:31 PM] Mistress: glaring at me
[11:54:31 PM] Mistress: like
[11:54:33 PM] Mistress: bitch dont look at it
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IT'S MY carrot AND YOU CAN'T HAVE IT

The first time my ex wanted me to buy them, I was kind of nervous about it. I had her come with me and the cashier didn't say anything about it. After that it was kind of whatever.