http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=189901.0[11:52:17 PM] Moe Murder Musume: this is my new favorite thread
[11:52:19 PM] Moe Murder Musume: in the ever
[11:53:04 PM] Mistress: shes not that ugly forget
[11:53:36 PM] Mistress: i remember ocne i was at the drugstore
[11:53:40 PM] Mistress: and some lady was buying a carrot
[11:53:41 PM] Moe Murder Musume: my post:
[11:53:41 PM] Moe Murder Musume: "Hey, let's try going bareback!"
"Sure!"
*cum upon insertion*
"WHOOPS"
[11:53:44 PM] Moe Murder Musume: uhhh
[11:53:50 PM] Moe Murder Musume: i just got one upped
[11:53:53 PM] Mistress: and she was trying to hide it
[11:54:07 PM] Moe Murder Musume: "will you purchasing that--"
[11:54:10 PM] Moe Murder Musume: "LIGHTBULB"
[11:54:13 PM] Mistress: oh my god
[11:54:17 PM] Moe Murder Musume: "...lightbulb... madam...?"
[11:54:18 PM] Mistress: she wasl ike turning it away from me
[11:54:26 PM] Mistress: and i was just innocently looking around
[11:54:29 PM] Mistress: and i could like see her
[11:54:31 PM] Mistress: glaring at me
[11:54:31 PM] Mistress: like
[11:54:33 PM] Mistress: bitch dont look at it
[11:54:43 PM] Moe Murder Musume: there's a story to this carrot
[11:54:44 PM] Moe Murder Musume: i bet
[11:54:48 PM] Mistress: what
[11:54:51 PM] Moe Murder Musume: shhh