We will call it Cover the Shadows. On March 24, we need everyone to go out and put up as many Kompressor2012 posters as you can! Make sure that they cover up shadows!#Kompressor2012 #CoverTheShadows
I can't hear you over the sound of Bruce Lee Pummeling a tomato on a furry version of Chuck Norris' face. While on a wedding reception of Bill Cosby and Will smith. While Nyan cat is the priest. The music is Toccata and fugue by bach. And the wedding reception is on a lava shark. And the food in the reception is nothing but chimpanzee brains laced with STD's. And the one playing the organ is Koji Kando. On another island, Indiana jones is there, dancing on dubstep on an elephant, while wearing nothing but a green tutu constructed b the ether. The elephant is also Eddie Murphy doing an impersonation. Then Stephen Hawking drops on the reception, stands up his wheelchair, and dances the La Cuckoracha. He is later joined by Heinrich Hertz, Ben Franklin, Vincent Van Gogh, and Leonardo Da Vinci. After 10 minutes or so, Zeus Rises up in the fiery sea in the form of an eel, and rapes everyone in the reception.
Over the years, Kompressor kidnapped many features.But nobody seemed to care because nobody knew.But we can make it stop by making him famous.Make Kompressor famous!
what the hell have i been missing all this time?
Everything and nothing.
YOU SICK forget.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO ESCAPE???!??
That's deep, man.
