Nibiru apocalypse theory

[The Corporation]

CONSPIRACY DEATH AND DESTRUCTION NINE ELEVEN WAS AN INSIDE JOB THE ALIENS ARE COMING THE MATRIX HAS HAD A FATAL ERROR ENTIRE GOVERNMENT IS BRAINWASHED POTATOES ZOMBIE T-REX ANTIDISESTABLISHMENT IS HERE TO STAY!!!1!!11    

Please pardon me I just have these sudden paranoia flashes sometimes

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[ultimamax]

both are bullstuff
2012: primitive mexican head-kickers run out of rocks to write things on
planet x: crazy bitch thinks planets just hit each other randomly

[otto-san]

I believe the administrator of our organization will supply something for an experiment, and it will transport beings from another universe to this one, and those beings will attack the planet for seven days, and then we will be saved by a man with a crowbar.

[Grodus]

I believe the administrator of our organization will supply something for an experiment, and it will transport beings from another universe to this one, and those beings will attack the planet for seven days, and then we will be saved by a man with a crowbar.

I bet his name will be Gordon!

[Mardalf]

looks brok to me

[(Fallen)]

AHHH CONSPIRACY!!! VIETNAM VETERAN DRUG INDUCED PARANOIA 9/11 NEVER HAPPEND THE HOLOCAUST NEVER HAPPEND THE GOVERNMENT ARE COMMUNIST ZOMBIES AND THEY WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD. THE END IS NEAR TAKE ARMS AND DEFEND YOUR SELF DONT TRUST ANYONE!!!

[(Fallen)]

I bet his name will be Gordon!

Freeman!

[Nymethus]

Hey guys did you know that the Gregorian calendar ends as well?

[Becquerel]

Lieder sounds like she has been within 30 Miles of Cthulhu, or has been mauled by the hounds of Tindalos

both are bullstuff
2012: primitive mexican head-kickers run out of rocks to write things on
planet x: crazy bitch thinks planets just hit each other randomly

[Clone v.117]

Gurren Lagaan has prepared me for this.

[LawtyLawt]

Gurren Lagann has prepared me for this.

You know, now that I think about it, 2012 might be the anti-spiral's doing...

[SeventhSandwich]

true "planetary" objects clear their orbit when the solar system forms.

this, "theory" doesn't make any loving sense.

Don't call things theories when they are just plain bullstuff. A theory needs proof.

[Grodus]

Freeman!

WAIT OMG HEY BARNEY SUP MUTHA O' forgetA?

[Grodus]

true "planetary" objects clear their orbit when the solar system forms.

this, "theory" doesn't make any loving sense.

Don't call things theories when they are just plain bullstuff. A theory needs proof.

I'm not the one naming it. I'm just calling it theory because a lot of idiots who believe in this stuff would probably crawl out of the depths of the forums and flame this topic. Somehow. The smallest mistakes can bring out the trolls in the BL community :/