your momi win
I use said pieces to make myself a divine entity. I appoint a priest called cthulhu, and I send him into the Coalescing earth.Cthulhu rises up in 2012, to invoke the madness in all the living beings that dare call themselves human.
Lol he's an AIR bender. Air doesn't do dog doodies.I summon a lava beast from the great depths of my toilet.
I am an entity of divine power.I turn the next user into the pope.