Lottery, Mega Millions drawing tonight

[Night Fox]

>bisjac buys the forums
>assumes badspots position

the problem is that you can't buy something if nobody's selling it

[Ad Bot]

[Kochieboy]

the problem is that you can't buy something if nobody's selling it

Buy him out?

[Funkadelic]

BISJAC FOR NEW BADSPOT 2012

[Lord Tony²]

I won!

[Valen]

I bought a total of one ticket :) I got this.

[ATKitton.]

THINK OF THE TAXES THAT WILL BE TAKEN OUT @.@

[Bisjac]

i lost ; ;

[Dissolve]

We lost :c

[comedy101experiments]

I fricken lost.

[Jasa0]

If the lotto is high people buy more tickets.
If people buy more tickets the lotto gets higher.

[Jerkface]

If the lotto is high people buy more tickets.
If people buy more tickets the lotto gets higher.

Dude, no way. 

[Dissolve]

If no one wins the jackpot will be $975 million.

Based on U.S. averages, you're about 8,000 times more likely to be murdered than win the lottery and 20,000 times more likely to die in a vehicle crash.

[Lord Tony²]

If no one wins the jackpot will be $975 million.

Based on U.S. averages, you're about 8,000 times more likely to be murdered than win the lottery and 20,000 times more likely to die in a vehicle crash.

Funfact; if you run around telling people you have the winning lottery ticket on a street corner you are legally dead.

[Dissolve]

Not only did you win the lottery but you also found a way to get murdered?  bonus points if it involves a vehicle.

[kakashi11]

Not only did you win the lottery but you also found a way to get murdered?  bonus points if it involves a vehicle.

Next thing we know the man is under a car in the wall.