I have a dig bick
You read that that wrong
You read that wrong, too
We got a wiseass over here.
I used to misread Kalphiter as Kaliphter (ironically, someone tried to impersonate him using that exact name about a week ago and failed horribly) and Ephialtes as Ephilates.
Vowels+letter l in names=I can not read right
I usually misread EVERYBODY's names because I use shortened versions.
Like how someone would just call me Bill.
Oh, yeah, Destius I misread as Destitus (result: dirty jokes).
Uh...
I don't remember the rest.