The above user is about to die

[pecon98]

You die.

I am about to get dragged into the cave of the Rabbit of Caerbannog.

[Ad Bot]

[Alyx Vance]

I let them kill you










A nuke is about to blow up the world.

[Lil D]

It only blows up that forgetton of space in between your reply to the above poster and how you are about to die.  Oh, out of fear you have a stroke.

Because racecar.

[Name is Unavailable]

I push you but you get hit by the guy in 2nd place.

The sun exploded.

[Nikki]

I save you thanks to an underground bunker but somehow you get skin cancer and die.

I'm being held ransom by cat assassins and nobody can afford bail

[Alyx Vance]

I walk in with catnip and they let you go...... But when you got out I shot you.







There is a train coming at me.

[Kumquat]

You dodge the train, then an arrow hits you in the heel.



I'm being hit with a crowbar.

[pecon98]

I tackle the crowbar with another crowbar!

Doge.

[Feep]

i let the doge take a dump on you, but i save you from any horrendous treatment.


scrubs

[Clone v.117]

ur alreadi ded

I got hit by a refrigerator.

[Måster Blåster]

What's with all this above user stuff?

[Mr Man]

You get blasted by a master

The universe is starting to rip apart

[Måster Blåster]

You get blasted by a master

The universe is starting to rip apart

This. 

[lordician]

The cookie monster eats you, thinking you were a cookie.

I am typing on this keyboard and all of sudden a wild key jumped out with a great velocity and is about to pierce my body! D:

[Nymethus]

well I hope you get to read this before you die

so it appears the singularity is about to explode