The above user is about to die

[Yosher]

Bye.

I'm almost swallowed by a man eating plant.

[Ad Bot]

[Boomerangdog]

I cut your hands and feet off and serve them as appetizers.

The plant thanks me and lets me live.

[dorkdotdan]

Eliptats bans you.

I'm flying.

[Skateaton]

And dying by plane collision at 1000 miles into the air.

I drink chocolate milk

[Isaac Fox]

Choke.

Oh noes! The moon is falling!

[Lamebro1]

I use my portal gun saving you but killing myself in the process.

[300spartan]

You killed yourself.

I jump off my 100+ story balcony in a deprived attempt at Self Delete.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

I catch you hue

I put a gun to my own head.

[Nobot]

I'll pull the trigger for you.

I am about to fall off a building.

[Zloff]

I front-snap kick you off spartan-style

A little girl is about to throw a fridge at me while I'm playing on her swing

[danisaac5]

i throw a rock at the fridge and knock it off course

i dig my own grave and trip over the edge

[Mr Man]

It is only 1 foot and you survive.

The universe is starting to rip apart

[HellHound]

Duct tape fixes everything.


I have a harpoon in my chest.

[Firecycle]

Duct tape fixes everything.


I have a harpoon in my chest.

I call a surgen.






...But it's too late and you die anyway.


I filled my snorkel with coffee.

[HellHound]

I call a surgen.






...But it's too late and you die anyway.


I filled my snorkel with coffee.

You drown.


I am eating a brick.