The above user is about to die

[TeslaCoil]

Will you let them die or will you save them? and how?

Player 1: I'm about to get smashed by a piano!

Player 2: (Option 1)I'll save you by pushing you out of the way! (or some other strange way)

Player 2: (Option 2) I will not save you, you are crushed to death by the piano and sold as a meat product in China

HELP! I'm about to get eaten by Godzilla!

[Ad Bot]

[Extrude]

You die.

I die.

[HellHound]

You die.

I walk under an anvil.

[Extrude]

You are a microscopic organism considering anvils lay flat on the ground, and assuming that it doesn't move, you live.

I die.

[Jerkface]

Haha.

[HellHound]

You choke laughing.


I am about to play Russian Roulette

[-Pablo-]

You forget to shower


I jump into purple walrus land

[HellHound]

You end up in 682's chamber. Either way, you die.


I am very hungry.

[Xinakam]

You go buy a burger.

I live.

[Alyx Vance]

I kill you

A truck is about to hit me

[TeslaCoil]

I push the truck out of the way

I'm about to be executed

[rockslide26]

I videotape it to post on 4chan!

I am about to get raped in the star fish by a truck!

[-Pablo-]

It's interupted by a Cartoon!!!!

I go to aquabats concert

[HellHound]

You die.


Rednecks.

[Alyx Vance]

I talk to them and get you off the hook





City people.