Author Topic: I have a Hemorrhoid (Read 2405 times)

Mulch · April 04, 2012, 09:02:48 AM

It's painful, inflamed and bleeding. My mom is trying to get me on health insurance, but until then I'm pretty much stuck like this. It sucks not having health insurance. What do I do to lessen the pain forums?

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LawtyLawt · April 04, 2012, 09:03:54 AM

Oh God man.
OH GOD.

Mulch · April 04, 2012, 09:05:56 AM

Quote from: LawtyLawt on April 04, 2012, 09:03:54 AM

Oh God man.
OH GOD.

This is pretty much what I am screaming 24/7.

This really hurts a lot. :(

Big Brother · April 04, 2012, 09:07:14 AM

you might not want to sit down

Mulch · April 04, 2012, 09:08:52 AM

Right now I'm sort of sitting on my legs. I can't just stand up forever.

LawtyLawt · April 04, 2012, 09:09:06 AM

This thread triggered so many bad memories.

Mulch · April 04, 2012, 09:09:45 AM

I feel sorry for you.

Kniaz · April 04, 2012, 09:10:55 AM

Alcohol.
Solution to most problems.

LawtyLawt · April 04, 2012, 09:13:06 AM

I remember when I was 7, I was in forgettons of pain. One time, I went ballistic, and ran around like an idiot. I ran to the road, and I almost got pulverized by a truck.

Feep · April 04, 2012, 09:21:44 AM

Take pain relievers or knock yourself out (be careful not to get a concussion)

Nobot · April 04, 2012, 09:25:17 AM

Quote from: LawtyLawt on April 04, 2012, 09:03:54 AM

Oh God man.
OH GOD.

LawtyLawt · April 04, 2012, 09:28:04 AM

Quote from: Nobot on April 04, 2012, 09:25:17 AM

Otis Da HousKat · April 04, 2012, 09:30:42 AM

I have health insurance from my school but I've never used it. Hemorrhoids ohhh that's gotta suck.

Oasis · April 04, 2012, 09:37:14 AM

Why don't you have health insurance?

Thorax · April 04, 2012, 09:39:38 AM

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Recommended treatment consists of increasing fiber intake, oral fluids to maintain hydration, NSAID brown towngesics, sitz baths, and rest. Surgery is reserved for those who fail to improve following these measures.

Wikipedia to the rescue!