I have a Hemorrhoid

[Otis Da HousKat]

Wikipedia to the rescue!

If you want an X-TREM dose of fiber I suggest eating at least a cup of ground up flax seeds throughout the day. Lots of nutrition packed oils and almost all the carbohydrates in the seeds are fiber.


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Dear god

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[Mulch]

News just got worse. The pain was unbearable so I called my mother and told her to make me an appointment. The only appointment they could give me is with a female doctor at 9.30 today I have less then a half hour. God damn it. This is way beyond my comfort level. I just hope I can get through this thing quickly.

Why don't you have health insurance?

I'm slightly too poor to afford it myself and slightly too rich to meet the requirements for state provided healthcare.

[Skorpion]

Whats a hemorrhoid?

[LawtyLawt]

News just got worse. The pain was unbearable so I called my mother and told her to make me an appointment. The only appointment they could give me is with a female doctor at 9.30 today I have less then a half hour. God damn it. This is way beyond my comfort level. I just hope I can get through this thing quickly.

After you got that hemorrhoid removed, thank her by sticking it in her pooper.

[Mulch]

No.

[LawtyLawt]

Can you at least tell us if she's hotototot?

[Mulch]

I have no idea. I'm not sure which is worse. Getting probed by a good looking female doctor, or a not-so good looking one. I'm going to try and go into it with no opinion.

[Thorax]

I have no idea. I'm not sure which is worse. Getting probed by a good looking female doctor, or a not-so good looking one. I'm going to try and go into it with no opinion.

Just think about your issues the whole time you are there. If she is removing your hemorrhoids, then you're going to have more to worry about then the doctor looking good.

[._maxwell23461_.]

Oh stuff!
But seriously it sucks to be you.

[(Fallen)]

Some kind of relatively safe pain killers. Asprin won't work so maybe alcohol or weed or something. I know these sound like bad ideas but you are asking for a pain relief solution so I just named a few

[Volko]

real great real forgetIN great


OH stuff forget





forget BITCH stuff

[Lando The Climber]

Oh god, if that happened to me I would die....

[Mushroom man]

Oh man. That's sounds painful!
This makes me glad I have free healthcare :3

[Mulch]

Some kind of relatively safe pain killers. Asprin won't work so maybe alcohol or weed or something. I know these sound like bad ideas but you are asking for a pain relief solution so I just named a few

Bud actually sounds like a good idea, I hadn't thought about it thanks for reminding me.

[Awdax]

Dear god
http://i.imgur.com/ePGRy.png

The forum gods have spoken.