Spiders and Computer Monitors - Mother loving Dancing Daddy Longlegs

[Decepticon]

I took a shower once.

To my surprise there was a spiderweb and spider in it. After getting it down the drain, I came to realize there were three more in there with me. It's safe to say that was the most uncomfortable shower I ever took.

My grandma told me a story about my mom before.
She was taking a shower and there was a triantula on the hose thingy. And it was seriously washing itself. They killed it obviously later on.

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[Awdax]

That's what sucks. You're already naked and wet, you're not running anywhere.

[Decepticon]

That's what sucks. You're already naked and wet, you're not running anywhere.

And also it makes you wonder,
"How the hell do they even get up there without me noticing?"

[Comatose]

I remember I woke up in the morning once, and found a daddy longlegs on my nose, doing the same little dance. I screamed my lungs out and swatted it away. It hit the wall and left a big splat.

[Donro98]

I had spider bites on my testicles before.

[Awdax]

Donro will now have babies with spider-powers.

[Donro98]

Donro will now have babies with spider-powers.

I am the father of Man-Spider. Spiderman.

[Decepticon]

I remember I woke up in the morning once, and found a daddy longlegs on my nose, doing the same little dance. I screamed my lungs out and swatted it away. It hit the wall and left a big splat.

Actually, I think that "Dance" is really a warning sign. Considering Triantulas do almost the same thing.

[Planr]

the biggest spider i ever saw was a banana spider at a lighthouse camp i went to when i was like 7. it had a huge web nest and looked to be about 7 inches long. nasty insect.

once i found tons of tiny little yellow and brown spotted spiders all over the walls and on the windowsill in my bathtub, maybe about 7 or 8 of them for several days. they were really small spiders though. i kept knocking down webs every day in this one corner and the next day i'd come in and bloop there it is again.

eventually my dad gave me this awesome pesticide spray, and i sprayed it all over the windowsills. it was supposed to kill all insects that enter the sprayed area for up to 6 months, and its worked great so far. never seen a single spider or its web again.

[indyjones]

i kill spiders i dunno about you

[Planr]

i kill spiders i dunno about you

[MegaScientifical]

Your stories are scaring me, boys.

[Scream.]

forget man right when im trying to eat i join this thread :(

but I have a pet tarantula he's pretty neat